chaos

marikothecat/cysai of the nao server

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that moment when

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I still have not set all my hotkeys

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extremely salty that I can’t hold hands during couples flight because both of our characters are the same gender

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nexon: server merge!

me: ok cool

nexon: the new server is gonna have a population equal to the alexina server

me, scared of people: wait no

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jello exists in mabi, in the form of the halloween pumpkin jelly. “but how?” you ask. let me explain to you my dear kitten- according to google, jello is classified as “a fruit-flavored gelatin dessert made from a commercially prepared powder.” google also says this is a north american definition so to anyone outside of ‘murica, i’m sorry. and for the sake of this essay that was not written at 2 am please ignore the “made from a commercially prepared powder” part. you wanna know what’s in the halloween pumpkin jelly? 85% gelatin, 15% ripe pumpkin. “but maaaririii, the definition says fruit-flavored gel-” and i will stop you right there, my adorable small cat. according to my 0.1 second google search, a pumpkin is a fruit. bing bada bam i don’t know how it goes shazam jello in mabi. but wait. it says “halloween pumpkin jelly” (plays ominous sound with a tuba) and my answer to this? it’s jello. according to an article i looked at for negative two point two seconds amuricans call jello and jelly interchangeably and despite being different just let me pretend jello is in mabi please

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jp bandori multi lives

red: おまかせ

blue: おまかせ

yellow: おまかせ

green: おまかせ

purple: (anything else besides おまかせ)

everyone else: ( ￣ー￣)

[somewhatconfusedchild]

sometimes I wish real life could be like mabi where to diet you just eat 30 pumpkins and some corn tea

[mabwee]

only sometimes?

[somewhatconfusedchild]

wow the medium homestead candy tree ate my glass bottles too how rude

and I wish I read the requirements for the large homestead candy tree before I ate those lollipops

[somewhatconfusedchild]

sometimes I wish real life could be like mabi where to diet you just eat 30 pumpkins and some corn tea

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excuse me for my language but what the fuck

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I don’t know which is worse, getting good on the last note or getting good on the first note but you can’t cancel the song because it’s going to waste energy and energy is precious 

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current situation #4? #5? I think it was #5?:

hunting ancients for a bohemian set but instead of hunting the ones that are easy to kill, I’ve been hunting the ones that take 200 arrows to kill and I’m only using archery (even though I’m not a good archer) because I need master trapper and I don’t have urgent shot yet (because who wants to train support shot) so I’ve been running around on a horse trying not to die

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bandori

my friend: i have enough stars to do a gacha (she doesn’t buy them)

me: okay you should do the gacha

me: but please don’t get a 4* pure maya (I have a 4* pure chisato)

my friend: okay

my friend: *gets a 4* pure maya*

me:

me: are you serious

[clownstacean]

[somewhatconfusedchild]

maya may not be my best girl but she’s in the top 10 so don’ t you da re

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bandori

my friend: i have enough stars to do a gacha (she doesn't buy them)

me: okay you should do the gacha

me: but please don't get a 4* pure maya (I have a 4* pure chisato)

my friend: okay

my friend: *gets a 4* pure maya*

me:

me: are you serious

[somewhatconfusedchild]

current situation #3: I am running ciar int but on an alt and the only good combat skill they have is r1 magnum but that doesn’t count because I’m bad at archery

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it’s only fair