dead boys do it better

my name is lemuel and i'm a little creepy but i like friends! i'm still learning how to read and write though so bear with me... i'm 739, you'd think i'd know already ((indie monster boy oc brought to you by fin (the mechfucker mun))) ((he/him)) ((can be nsfw)) ((open to all fandoms and ocs!))

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i’ll be around tomorrow, i think! it’s storming a lot and my landlord told me not to use too many electronics when there’s a lot of lightning but i just thought i’d let people know i’m okay

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how did i lose a two pound bag of sour gummy worms

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barkentinedaedalist:

Y32! 4ND WELL M37 LEM C:

II’M QUII73 W3LL! ENJOYIING 4 M0M3N7 0F R3LAXIING WHIIL3 117 LA2T2 C: 4ND Y0U?

okay twoblade! well met!

that’s nice. i’m bored and sleepy 8( but relaxing is a really nice thing to get to do! what do you normally do when you’re not relaxing?

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barkentinedaedalist:

@somnambulae started following you

G0OD 3VENIING! II G0 8Y 7W0BLAD3 WH4T WOULD Y0U LIIK3 7WO B3 CALL3D?

two...blade?

hi! i’m lemuel but you can call me lem! how’re you?

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are any of my friends still online 80

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sspa5mpa replied to your post: i’m sorry i don’t understand humans a lot 8/

if im the reason you posted this dont worry about it. i just type so poorly sometimes i cant even understand myaelf

hehe, no, you’re in the clear!

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reblog if ur a gay who doesn't know shit about fuck

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sspa5mpa:

keeping positive is the best thing you can do honestly

body-inhabiting spirit eh… like corpses or just full-on possession?

8D i think so too!

corpses, as a personal rule. i don’t like killing people. but i’ve had this body for a long time... nearly 20 years now 80 i like it!

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i’m sorry i don’t understand humans a lot 8/

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sspa5mpa:

thats a really good way of lookin at it actually. anyways what are <I>you</I>?

yeah! i try to keep positive...

just your typical body-inhabiting spirit essence... thing... i forget what i’m called actually...it’s been so long! one day i’ll remember!

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dcstrider:

what dont you understand

oh, um... what that means i guess? i know people are usually in a mood, like happy or sad, but i don’t... understand the generalization and what it means in this context...

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dcstrider:

im just in a mood

what does that mean? 80

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sspa5mpa:

no otherslike you? damn…that sucks some serious nutsakc.

yeah, it’s kinda lonely, but that’s okay. i get to make other friends that aren’t human like me so that makes up for it a little bit!

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sspa5mpa:

im a seraph

not an angel though. a seraph. were aliens from another plane called the nether. got nothin to do with wings or fire or christianity at all

oh! i’ve heard of that! i think i came from the nether too but it’s been so long i honestly can’t remember, and no more like me exist so it’s not like i can just ask

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sspa5mpa:

we havent discussed it. we brought up your nonhumanoty once but thats about it

oh right!

so... what are you?

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sspa5mpa:

i recommend going at least once honestly. and i find that the people around here aint particularly perceptive to the nonhumans around em in these parts though i misght be a bit biased on that since i pass as human at first glance

good to know then!

...have we discussed your not human ness before? 80 i have a really bad memory

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sspa5mpa:

its not a place you wanna go if uou dont have money really

i thibk theyve hot a real fun party atmosphere to em. theyre full of slot machines and tables for roulette and craps and poker and blsckjack and all that. got bars too. nice lighting. open 24/7 and especially hopping at night since yknow…night life

oh... alright! i’ll take your word for it 80

that sounds cool though... maybe i’ll see if i can find some money and go to one one day! if i can get a better disguise...