OP one the phone with their best friend. The want to keep neutral in a conflict, tell best friend a secret. I envisioned action fantasy related conflict
OP: ...so I can't help u. Can u keep this to ourself?
BBF: yeah I understand ur secret safe withme
OP: Is it?
BBF: ....It's safe with me and my wife
OP:...is it
BBF: It's safe with me, my wife, and her mother
OP:....if only ur team knew abt how u really are.ur not badass at all
I envisioned BBF having a military or navy spy background. Which makes it more funny. The wife is director of naval port, keeping pirates and merpeople away.













