Fred Jones Sr is an odd odd man first of all you're looking for a cursed treasure so decide to dress up like the thing that haunts your nightmares to do it but it's not going anywhere and then these children and a bird come to you with basically a manual and you as an adult professor do have the ability to rob these kids but instead you tell them the truth about what they've found or at least the map itself and let them keep it BUT THEN the bird goes I will throw these children under the bus for you if you tell me more so make a deal with the parrot after said children find the piece of the disc you need you blackmail those kids next you blame it on the aforementioned parrot timeskip two years those blonde morons (Brad and Judy meet me outside) come back with baby and your first reaction is to STEAL THAT BABY and raise it as your own and the worst thing that you do that whole ride is treat that baby like crap growing up yet he hates you less than he hates his real dad... next the universe blows up so you and those blonde morons get eaten by an alien and when that child you stole resets the timeline by taking out the alien with unresolved trauma and the power friendship you turn into his coach/principal and have no idea that you stole that baby or blackmailed those kids
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