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[songs-abt-pee]

intro post omgomg

MDNI!! 18+!! PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT IF UR A MINOR!! AGELESS BIO OR MINOR = BLOCK!!

(also dni if ur a pedophile/"map", yall r gross and i dont want u here. im an adult and i dont post ageplay, so u have no reason to even be here in the first place)

about me!!

call me teeth :3

19

he/it tmasc

pansexual — posts meant to be gendervague unless explicitly stated mlm or wlm

i smoke sometimes maybe

i abbreviate words a lot and use a lot of emoticons

i like pee and other weird things — warnings below!!

messy/yucky blog: @songs-abt-yuckies

byf, i might post abt:

p33

di4pers

puppypl4y

subby fantasies

t4t (both ftm4ftm and ftm4mtf)

overall rough stuff

cnc

(i will post a warning before the more shocking things)

what i do not like!! (but u can still interact):

ageplay

total noncon

public wetting

heavy scat + gas

ill most likely block u if u post abt this kinda stuff nd i see it:

actual animal stuff

eating/smearing/drinking excrement

any kind of description of extreme bodily harm in a fetish/kink way

fetishizing mental illness (even if its to cope it makes me uncomfortable..)

if u can tolerate all of this and ur not a minor, welcome to my silly account!!

also my beloved anons <3: 🪽, 🦇, 📕, 🌸

[songs-abt-pee]

hi guys this is smth i did irl so if ur uncomfortable with that pls keep scrolling🫶🫶 ly guys!! /gen

recently, i had a pretty loaded day, and i barely got time to stop. that means from 3 pm to 11 pm, i wasnt able to go to the bathroom like at all...so, when i finally got home, i was a little desperate!! i havent had time to myself very often, so i decided fuck it!! i wanna hold it!!

now, i was already kinda used to stuff like this?? when i was in school, i had a habit of NOT going to the bathroom all day. so, i was used to holding my pee 8+ hours a day, and thus it wasnt horrible the moment i got home. so, i decided to clean my room a little — mainly of all the water bottles!! there werent too many, but they all had at least some water in them. so, i drank as much as i could before deciding to hop on my pc and play for as long as i could stand it

i should mention i stole a puppypad or two for this as well for obvious reasons. i stuffed them in my underwear like a sort of makeshift diaper just in case. i didnt actually plan on wetting, i just planned on getting desperate and jacking off over it

turns out, i needed them!!

after about like two and a half hours, i suddenly get hit with a wave of *insane* desperation. prior to this, i needed to pee prett urgently, sure, but i wasnt afraid id wet myself. now, i was!! i remember grabbing myself and sitting on my heel to try and hold it. it felt *so* good, but it also kind of hurt at the same time LOL. either way, it was hard to stay still and not touch myself... >//>

eventually, after letting myself leak into the pads, i decided to finally jack off. i turned on my vibe and came within like a minute or two, leaking without even meaning to the entire time. when i came, it practically radiated through my whole body. but, even while blinded by bliss, i knew one thing: i need to book it to the bathroom after this

and i tried! after turning the vibe off, i held myself for a second longer before getting up. unfortunately, gravity's not really my friend, and i just started gushing uncontrollably. i panicked, grabbed my trashcan, and sat over it as i pissed. god, it felt amazing. i was still reeling from cumming, but this almost sent me over again. i rubbed myself through my underwear, abusing my poor dick before cumming almost immediately. i remember my whole body shaking from how intense it felt, and i had never accidentally audibly moaned like that until then. fortunately, it was night, so i dont think anyone heard me, but it was still a little embarrassing :'((

then i obviously cleaned up and disposed of the evidence and slept REAL good that night LMFAO

but, as promised, here is that irl story!! idk how hot it is, but i know i found it hot, so i decided to share :3

[songs-abt-pee]

i think im gonna go on an official hiatus this time💔💔

jacking off (for lack of a better term) has become something i feel obligated to do everyday rather than something i get in the mood for and enjoy, and i dont like that very much. so!! until further notice, i am getting rid of tumblr until i feel confident that i have kicked this habit/addicition(?)🥲🥲

i do plan on coming back eventually (if my schedule allows it), but for now dont expect anymore posts or reblogs. ill post that irl experience i had (tagged accordingly) and ill be getting rid of tumblr

ill see yall when i finally get my self-control back LOL😭😭

[fakeboytits]

okay I know this is not what anyone wants to see while they’re on their horny account but we seriously need to have a conversation about how to recognize underage blogs because I’m getting real concerned about the number of people I’ve been seeing the past couple days seemingly unknowingly interacting with blogs that are full of coded messages about how the user running them is a minor advertising CSAM

[fakeboytits]

if they have “18” in quotation marks, they’re a minor. If they talk about a favorite number, a 2-digit number that ends in 1 with a 🔁 emoji (like 61🔁 meaning 16), or a number of plushies they have on their bed, they’re a minor and that number is their real age. If they’re posting in tags with censored versions of “map”, “pred”, “underage”, “jailbait”, etc., they’re a minor. please be careful about who you’re interacting with.

[songs-abt-pee]

i need to confess this to someone so here i am but i just found out my boyfriend is into omo and i have no idea how to bring it up😭

we were in a call with our friends and talking about “embarrassing” kinks and i vaguely mentioned interacting with omorashi content and my bf made a vague comment about being into it and now im not sure how to bring it back up

i want him to tell me to hold it and watch me piss myself so badly

I JS SAW THIS IM SO SORRY?? do u have any updates anon?? this sounds so fun omg

[songs-abt-pee]

i am still here how’s it going man

- 🪽

HI ANON!! HRU ANON!!?? IVE BEEN BUSY IM SO SORRY!!

i did smth last night and was gonna share but i got shy...ill share it today tho u reminded me of it☝️

[songs-abt-pee]

whoops anyway

hi guys r yall still here 😛😛

[justpottytime]

imagine A and B indulging in a kink where B is like a living doll. they don't speak, can't move on their own... they'll help with their muscles when A tries to move or pose them, but that's about it.

well, one day when they're deep in a scene, B is so dedicated to refusing to move that they pee themselves. they can't squirm, communicate, or cross their legs, so when a really strong wave of desperation hits, they're suddenly dribbling the contents of their bladder right out into a puddle on the floor.

after that, A invests in diapers for B's doll time. and B takes well to using them... but A isn't done. they buy a device that's like a little node that sticks to B's abdomen. now, every time A pushes a button, the node sends a mild electrical current that makes B's muscles wobble, weaken, and give out. essentially, it makes them pee uncontrollably.

what A has done, is they basically turned B into one of those baby dolls with a real wetting feature! during a scene, maybe they lay B out on their back with their pretty doll dress all hiked up over their belly to show off their padding... and then A hits the button and watches that crisp white padding immediately darken, a yellow stain spreading, accompanied by a strong hiss...

B has never felt so completely helpless in their life, stuck as a doll, with warm urine rapidly enveloping their nether region, even though they really didn't intend to pee... that wasn't their call. A is in control. and A must've wanted a diaper change to be part of their playtime with their doll that day.

Oh, how cute! A good dolly should get the full experience, and what's more fun than a drink and wet doll? Of course, A having full control of B's bladder to initiate an accident whenever they want one to happen is guaranteed to make B feel like a tru dolly, no control of any aspect of their body... Bliss!

Thanks for the ask!

[hornybingo]

hey, puppy, you’re sittin’ there on the bed, leash tied tight to the headboard, and your owner’s got you right where he wants you. he’s straddling your lap, his hands gripping your shoulders, and he’s making out with you hard—tongue pushing into your mouth, teeth biting at your lip, makin’ you whine and squirm under him, panting from how desperate you are to hump him. “c’mon, where’s my good boy?” he growls against your ear, grindin’ his clothed hips down just enough to make you ache. “i need my good boy inside me so bad, pup. don’t you wanna make me feel good?”

you’re losing it, tugging at the leash, body trembling with how bad you need him. but he’s still fully dressed, smirking as he keeps pushing you to the edge, not giving you what you want. “not yet,” he whispers, bitin' at your neck, making you whimper. “gotta earn it, don’t ya?” finally, somethin’ snaps. you yank hard, the leash giving way, and before he can tease again, you’ve got him pinned under you. he gasps, eyes wide, smirk quickly wiped out of his face as you tear at his clothes, mounting him with every bit of pent-up need.

[yoursweetcorpse]

idon't get "horny" I get like a bitch in heat and try to rub myself on whatever is near me and whine when it's not enough

[pissbuddysrevived]

i hc him as like, uncharacteristically shy about his need

[songs-abt-pee]

smoking with weak pelvic muscles <<<<<

[justpottytime]

weird puppyplay scenario (on a roll with these) but imagine a dynamic between a prince/rich boy, and a scrappy ruffian, where the rich boy decides to "tame" the unruly one, and keep him for himself, as a pet. of course, the scrappy boy is resistant at first... but the promise of being taken care of is too intriguing to pass up.

still, rich boy has to break the scrappy one of a lot of bad behavior. which includes many dog things, like tearing up furniture, yapping (talking back), biting (leaving hickeys), and of course, peeing in the house. at first, "peeing in the house" meant trying to use the human toilet instead of going potty where dogs are supposed to go... but eventually, "peeing in the house" refers specifically to the pup's misbehavior.

he's taken to squatting in the middle of the living room, and before rich boy can even recognize the position or do anything, there's already a long hiss burbling away against the nice fluffy white carpet. and when rich boy just pays to have it cleaned or replaced, the pup escalates his misbehavior.

next he gets up on the couch and starts doing it... leaving his business in a big dark puddle on one of the cushions. then he starts doing it up on his master's bed... peeing mischievously into the sheets, until he's sitting over a telltale soggy yellow spot. and it's entirely escaped his notice that his little doggy instincts are simply causing him to scent mark places that his person... his rich boy... frequents.

it's not long before the pup gets up on the bed for a wee while his master is still in it. and the tone is less mischievous, and more like a puppy nervously scooting forward with its hips low already, needing to go, badly, but whining as they crawl up to hover over their master. their master who, surprisingly, moves the blanket out of the way. he accepts his pup, hips hovering over his master's torso, and puppy holds significant eye contact as his warm, thick stream starts to drench rich boy's silken pajama shirt.

ohhhh... he's really never needed to release quite like this. puppy's hips keep subtly humping the air as he goes ahead and takes a long pee, all over his master. rich boy just looks annoyed, like "are we done here yet?" but his cheeks have gone pink, and he doesn't stop it.

the two are only just starting to build their new dynamic as a master and his dog.

Oooooh DAMN, now there's a fun dynamic! Puppies need lots of training and breaking in - but to be honest, it doesn't sound like rich boy is making THAT much effort to break his pup's naughty peeing habit... It almost sounds like he likes it~

Thanks for the ask!

[justpottytime]

puppyplay where the pup is only to use the grass when they have to pee. normally, when they're at home, it's fine... the yard has a high privacy fence, and pup loves lifting their leg and going pee against it. they've "marked their territory" like that so much, it's practically a habit. but what if they go on a road trip with their owner, or they move somewhere that doesn't have a yard at all? well, their owner thought of this! they bought a sheet of plastic grass that is specifically meant to be a piddle place for pets indoors. maybe the grass is anchored in mesh with a drip tray below, so the fake grass is easy to clean, and the piddles can be easily disposed of.

puppy is a bit wary the first time they try it. it feels weird, especially to piddle like this indoors. but they gotta go really bad... and they want to be a good puppy!

they dribble a little on the way over to it... then they kneel on it, naked, full, and ready... the grass is a little prickly, but not too bad, for something plastic. pup lets out a little squirt of pee, checking between their legs to see what happens when it hits the fake grass. it makes a loud pitter noise, but it also soaks right in and doesn't look like it's going to pool or spill...

puppy can barely hold it now anyway, and they start dribbling insecurely on this weird indoor lawn that they're still getting used to. they start making little whining whimpering noises, wiggling and fidgeting as they keep losing spurts of pee. they need their owner to come tell them they're a [good boy/good girl] and maybe praise them or promise them treats to help train them.

and their owner does respond to their whiny puppy noises! they come over and start to coo, and gently pet their pup's head... puppy involuntarily relaxes, and there's a strong patter patter patter patter patter sound as puppy begins forcefully watering their new little patch of lawn. they reeeeeally had to go...

when they finally get done, their owner praises them, kisses their head, pets them more... even gives them belly rubs (and if that coaxed out one tiny additional squirt of pee due to excitement, puppy's owner wouldn't mention it).

the only problem now, is that puppy got used to lifting their leg and peeing against the fence. they have nowhere to do that here, with this new grass. do they keep squatting on their little plastic lawn like a good pup? or do they do something a little bit naughty?

Awwwww, how cute! Poor little puppy, it's hard to deal with changes in their potty routine! But their owner will help them as much as needed... Unless puppy decides to make a bit of mischief and starts lifting their leg against the wall or furniture~

Thanks for the ask!

[songs-abt-pee]

(sorry for being mia for so long, i js finished school for the year. cant promise more activity but im here now😛😛)

lately ive been thinkin abt diaper covers but like... just the cover?? like the plastic that goes over a diaper to catch any leaks?? yeah that but without the diaper

i rlly like clear ones and how u can see the moment they let go. theres no hiding their stream, either. no matter where they cover, there will always be something giving away their accient; the yellow pooling under them, the steam from the warmth... theyre so fun

when ur called out u cant even lie ur way out of it either!! u cant just keep insisting ur dry with some plausible deniability — its all on full display, whether u like it or not. so when ur owner coos, "are u havin an accident bud ??" all u can do is sheepishly nod and look away :(( its pathetic honestly

[songs-abt-pee]

im high off a boof ass muha if this is incoherent or i said anything wrong pls dont hurt me too bad over it

[songs-abt-pee]

(sorry for being mia for so long, i js finished school for the year. cant promise more activity but im here now😛😛)

lately ive been thinkin abt diaper covers but like... just the cover?? like the plastic that goes over a diaper to catch any leaks?? yeah that but without the diaper

i rlly like clear ones and how u can see the moment they let go. theres no hiding their stream, either. no matter where they cover, there will always be something giving away their accient; the yellow pooling under them, the steam from the warmth... theyre so fun

when ur called out u cant even lie ur way out of it either!! u cant just keep insisting ur dry with some plausible deniability — its all on full display, whether u like it or not. so when ur owner coos, "are u havin an accident bud ??" all u can do is sheepishly nod and look away :(( its pathetic honestly

[echosidhe]

I can't stop thinking about throat training a cute little puppy. Keeping them under my desk all trussed up in a too-small bikini, vibrator tied between their shaking thighs, head strapped to the underside of my desk with nowhere to go. Stroking the side of their cheek as they whine and pant and drool at my crotch, huffing and nuzzling at the fabric of my underwear like they're trying to wear a hole in it till I step back and lazily take them off.

Giving my cock a few languid, lazy strokes to make them press their thighs together as they watch their favorite thing in the whole world get hard and massive. Stepping forward to rest the weight of it on their pretty face and give them a chance to worship my balls before I have a seat and slide forward in one fluid motion, hilting my pretty cock all the way down their desperate throat. Their body wages an internal war between choking and cumming on the spot, and as their brain cells leak out from their needy cunt, deciding on both. Watching them gag and twitch as they gaze adoringly at me, every second choosing the fullness of my cock over air itself.

Watching their precious eyes flutter closed before I pull back, cock followed by a perfect, sparkling string of drool that stays hanging from trembling lips as they fade back to consciousness and look up at me with nothing but need for more.

"Goooood, good job sweetheart, you took even longer that time. My sweet needy thing. Let's go again, don't forget to use your tongue, darling 💕"