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my internship boss was talking about how he had to work in a mail room to make ends meet during college where he “only made $6/hr” and

rainaftersnowplease

Your casual reminder that if the minimum wage had kept pace with inflation, it’d be a little over $22/hour today!

#america #economics #inflation #internships #daaaamn

kushandwizdom

shiraglassman

This is even funnier than gal pal

We just bought a cute sofa from an antique shop, while being very obviously a couple and looking like a butch/femme salt and pepper shaker set, and the shop owner wanted to know how long we’d been, and I quote, “hanging out.”

shiraglassman

I’ll still laughing at this the next morning.

fireandwonder

*gets down on one knee in front of gal pal* *takes out ring* Will you hang out with me?

skunkydpoopy

There was one time I was out shoe shopping with my partner and I was debating buying these cute pastel green shoes. The saleswoman was like “well why don’t we ask your friend here?” I said “oh actually this is my partner.” The woman stared at us blank faced for a few awkward seconds before forcibly smiling and saying, “partner in crime?”

shiraglassman

JAW….DROP….

lady-patra

In a store once with a girl I used to date, browsing through all these different mattresses. One of the sales ladies came over and talked about all the beds with us for quite some time while we told her what we were looking for. It was painfully obvious we were a couple, like literally holding hands and calling each cute pet names out loud. Finally the sales lady laughs nervously and says “sooo.. wow, what kind of roommate setup is that that forces you two to have to share a bed!?” I just sort of stared at her for second at a complete loss and said “… the dating kind…”

#homophobia #facepalm

frogconnoisseur-remade-deactiva

#gpoy

nevver

City blinds

sonic-thespacehog-blog

I'd like starry night ones

#love the drknssssss

pissed-off-californian

Why does tumblr care that prisoners are being forced to work as slaves

THEYRE CRIMINALS

doomy

imagine writing this unironically and posting it to a public space

#dipshit

emikonekolve

#idk what this is but it's cute

My dad keeps trying to convince me that piss testing for marijuana is right because so many employers do it. Ofc his “rule” always seems to be to not question the status quo or law or anything unless it personally effects him. And his work is safety-sensitive, so he can’t smoke even though I’m sure he would if he could. (And even safety positions’ testing could stand to be reformed.)

But, who the fuck cares? Just because something is illegal doesn’t mean it’s bad or immoral. Especially in a country where money buys the law. And just because something is standard practice, that doesn’t mean that it’s ethical or that it even proves anything worthwhile. And I’m not going to say otherwise just because it’s the law or it’s normal.

Knowing whether or not I smoke (state legal) weed in my free time isn’t going to tell my prospective employer anything other than that I smoke weed in my free time. It has no reflection on me or my credentials.

#letting off steam #drug testing #marijuana #cannabis #personal #I have a drug test coming up and my dad is being such a douche about it #sorry I can do anything on a computer just fine when I'm high #and I never go to work high anyway #but if I did the only way I could hurt someone is by chucking a monitor at them or something

heroesnewday

This T-shirt offers all the necessary arguments about who on Parks and Rec would be according to the Jurassic World by typing in Parks and Rex instead. Please, we can already see T-Rex Swanson ordering a breakfast meal with a side platter of bacon on this one.

Get the shirt HERE

Tag yourself I’m T-Rex Swanson.

#par #parks and rec #parks and recreation