Scott Pilgrim!

Bassist of Sex-Bob-Omb!

[sonicifiedscott]

“We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.”

A Scott Pilgrim role-play account!

—Done entirely for fun, feel free to interact anyhow.

— Allows Ramscott & Scollace [Jokes about other ships are allowed as long as it’s legal, though Knivescott is okay, I do not agree with it & it’s based solely on their canon dynamic if you wish to mention them].

—Based on ‘Scott Pilgrim takes off’ but will accept references to other Scott Pilgrim media along with other characters from the comics (I’ve watched the movie & anime but I wanna get the comics).

—Any genuinely hateful comments/interactions will be deleted & the user will be blocked.

That’s all, Scott checking out!

Anons:

🐰

⭐️

[sonicifiedscott]

OOC:

I think I took an extra tablet 😓..

[yanderegman]

A lot happened since we last talked, by the looks of it..

Uhh, how you doing, man? :D

Not great.

Everything is VERY confusing.

[sonicifiedscott]

Oh :(

You should talk to Nega Scott, he’s a good therapist. He insults people’s decisions but he gives good advice in the end!

[yanderegman]

......

I don't need help.

[sonicifiedscott]

…Ok!!! That’s fine, you could always play just dance :D

[yanderegman]

...maybe.

I don't know..

[sonicifiedscott]

You should really try it some time, as long as i have the energy then it really cheers me up :)

[yanderegman]

A lot happened since we last talked, by the looks of it..

Uhh, how you doing, man? :D

Not great.

Everything is VERY confusing.

[sonicifiedscott]

Oh :(

You should talk to Nega Scott, he’s a good therapist. He insults people’s decisions but he gives good advice in the end!

[yanderegman]

......

I don't need help.

[sonicifiedscott]

…Ok!!! That’s fine, you could always play just dance :D

[yanderegman]

A lot happened since we last talked, by the looks of it..

Uhh, how you doing, man? :D

Not great.

Everything is VERY confusing.

[sonicifiedscott]

Oh :(

You should talk to Nega Scott, he’s a good therapist. He insults people’s decisions but he gives good advice in the end!

[sonicifiedscott]

IT IS VERY NECESSARY TO INSULT YOU EVERYTIME

THIS IS YOUR FOREHEAD

MWAH MWAH MWAH

OH MY GOODNESS??????

[sonicifiedscott]

MWAH MWAH MWAH

YOUR FOREHEAD IS THE SIZE OF A STORE PARKING LOT

GREAT FOR KITHES

A STORE PARKING LOT?!!!!! 😨😨

YOU CAN KISS MY FOREHEAD AND ALL BUT IS IT NECESSARY TO INSULT ME EVERY TIME????

[sonicifiedscott]

you don't have a machete dummy

Who’s to say I haven’t kept a weapon on me after the fiasco with Ramona’s exes??? >:(

I have a friend, if I needed a extra..

[sonicifiedscott]

no winning for u lmao

I will actually pull out a machete if someone tries to get me AGAIN 😕

Demon hipster chicks will NOT stop me, Matthew 🖕

[yanderegman]

Cheeseburger

...you're not my Scott?

Uh.

Do you want me to buy you one?

[sonicifiedscott]

Yes.

[yanderegman]

Okay, cool.

[sonicifiedscott]

Thanks, dude.

You’re actually weirdly better than your original..

[yanderegman]

I am?

...good to know the standards are low, then.

[sonicifiedscott]

Ah— I didn’t mean it like that!!

You look cooler and chiller so I’d honestly say you’re way better, a ton better..

[yanderegman]

...you think so?

Wow- um-

...thank you. I appreciate it.

[sonicifiedscott]

Yeah, of course, just telling the truth :)

What you’re wearing is way cooler than the original too, he’d probably be actually happy if he wore something more comfortable :D

[yanderegman]

Yeah!

That's what I did. I'm happier.

At least I think I am!

[sonicifiedscott]

That’s good!!

….Can we actually get cheeseburgers sometime??

[yanderegman]

Of course we can.

Whatever you want.

[sonicifiedscott]

Anything??

You’re really nice…

I like you, you’re beyond cool!!!

[yanderegman]

Yeah! Why not?

I have the time and the money for it.

[sonicifiedscott]

Cool!!!

I’ll see you around sometime, cooler Gideon :)

[sonicifiedscott]

T R E A D L I G H T L Y, P I L G R I M.

-[REDACTED]

Is this like, a death threat or something??..

I just cannot win, can I?

[yanderegman]

Cheeseburger

...you're not my Scott?

Uh.

Do you want me to buy you one?

[sonicifiedscott]

Yes.

[yanderegman]

Okay, cool.

[sonicifiedscott]

Thanks, dude.

You’re actually weirdly better than your original..

[yanderegman]

I am?

...good to know the standards are low, then.

[sonicifiedscott]

Ah— I didn’t mean it like that!!

You look cooler and chiller so I’d honestly say you’re way better, a ton better..

[yanderegman]

...you think so?

Wow- um-

...thank you. I appreciate it.

[sonicifiedscott]

Yeah, of course, just telling the truth :)

What you’re wearing is way cooler than the original too, he’d probably be actually happy if he wore something more comfortable :D

[yanderegman]

Yeah!

That's what I did. I'm happier.

At least I think I am!

[sonicifiedscott]

That’s good!!

….Can we actually get cheeseburgers sometime??

[yanderegman]

Of course we can.

Whatever you want.

[sonicifiedscott]

Anything??

You’re really nice…

I like you, you’re beyond cool!!!

[yanderegman]

Cheeseburger

...you're not my Scott?

Uh.

Do you want me to buy you one?

[sonicifiedscott]

Yes.

[yanderegman]

Okay, cool.

[sonicifiedscott]

Thanks, dude.

You’re actually weirdly better than your original..

[yanderegman]

I am?

...good to know the standards are low, then.

[sonicifiedscott]

Ah— I didn’t mean it like that!!

You look cooler and chiller so I’d honestly say you’re way better, a ton better..

[yanderegman]

...you think so?

Wow- um-

...thank you. I appreciate it.

[sonicifiedscott]

Yeah, of course, just telling the truth :)

What you’re wearing is way cooler than the original too, he’d probably be actually happy if he wore something more comfortable :D

[yanderegman]

Yeah!

That's what I did. I'm happier.

At least I think I am!

[sonicifiedscott]

That’s good!!

….Can we actually get cheeseburgers sometime??

[yanderegman]

Cheeseburger

...you're not my Scott?

Uh.

Do you want me to buy you one?

[sonicifiedscott]

Yes.

[yanderegman]

Okay, cool.

[sonicifiedscott]

Thanks, dude.

You’re actually weirdly better than your original..

[yanderegman]

I am?

...good to know the standards are low, then.

[sonicifiedscott]

Ah— I didn’t mean it like that!!

You look cooler and chiller so I’d honestly say you’re way better, a ton better..

[yanderegman]

...you think so?

Wow- um-

...thank you. I appreciate it.

[sonicifiedscott]

Yeah, of course, just telling the truth :)

What you’re wearing is way cooler than the original too, he’d probably be actually happy if he wore something more comfortable :D

[mmiawinters]

not a day goes by where i dont think about this scene alteration its SO funny

[yanderegman]

Cheeseburger

...you're not my Scott?

Uh.

Do you want me to buy you one?

[sonicifiedscott]

Yes.

[yanderegman]

Okay, cool.

[sonicifiedscott]

Thanks, dude.

You’re actually weirdly better than your original..

[yanderegman]

I am?

...good to know the standards are low, then.

[sonicifiedscott]

Ah— I didn’t mean it like that!!

You look cooler and chiller so I’d honestly say you’re way better, a ton better..

[yanderegman]

Cheeseburger

...you're not my Scott?

Uh.

Do you want me to buy you one?

[sonicifiedscott]

Yes.

[yanderegman]

Okay, cool.

[sonicifiedscott]

Thanks, dude.

You’re actually weirdly better than your original..