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They have this exact convo every time they’re sent to an ice planet

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

soranatus

AHSOKA: THEN & NOW

livelaughlothcat

Garazeb Orrelios of the Lasat Honour Guard still stuck babysitting an emotionally stunted Mandalorian and force sensitive child that crawls through vents somebody free him

agentlothcat

Pretty much exactly this 🤣🤣🤣

klarioncall

Korkie Kryze is a weird and funny piece of Star Wars lore. Weirder and funnier when you have to take a moment to imagine an adult man named Korkie. [For comedy reasons, I’m going to use the Obitine baby Korkie headcanon for the rest of this post.]

Adult man named Korkie is an orphan. Adult man named Korkie is the product of two dead cultures. Adult man named Korkie gets sunburnt easily.

Adult man named Korkie should show up in The Mandalorian, he should make the political situation worse. Let’s ruin Bo Katan’s whole fucking month. He calls her Ba’vodu Bo and it derails the conversation for a full half hour.

“My mom was the Duchess of Mandalore.” Adult man named Korkie says, about to ruin everyone’s day.

Korkie’s Jedi connection being interrogated in front of 3 entirely separate Mandalorian factions and a green baby by a guy who hasn’t seen Star Wars. Din’s having difficulty grasping the concept that the space magic isn’t directly hereditary, that he isn’t “Half-Jedi”

Korkie, having spent more than two hours in this interrogation: Yeah, I think that guy (the one who hasn’t seen Star Wars) should be Mand’alor.

Everyone immediately attempts to inform him that they don’t think he gets an opinion, you know, on account of the everything about him. Din also tries this, because he does not want to be Mand’alor.

Din Darjin, tired single father: You only get a vote if you don’t vote for me

Korkie, professional shit stirrer: That sounds like something a Sole Ruler would say, don’t you think?

Bo Katan: I think-

Korkie, immediately: Do you?

stealingpotatoes

Korkie is definitely Satine and Obiwan’s secret love child in my eyes. There is no way he’s satines “nephew” I mean we know he’s no Bo-Katan’s kid so…

see that theory's cool, but I'm personally a bigger fan of him being Satine's actual nephew and there being a third, normal Kryze sibling that we never see

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stealingpotatoes

i thought about the complete lack of satine in mando s3 again and i got so annoyed i had to make a comic

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plastic-pipes

it's going to be so funny when ahsoka comes back with her own mandalorian padawan after refusing to train grogu

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augustameretrix

she ended up giving her one of her (emptied) westars to play with which was a success

rotsnovelization

—Revenge of the Sith by Matthew Stover

wutheringheightsfilm

every day it just concerns me how little compassion people have. no compassion for those living in the global south. no compassion for immigrants. no compassion for disabled ppl. no compassion for addicts. no compassion for prisoners. no compassion for children. like holy shit ...

wutheringheightsfilm

i made a separate post about this but actually there are plenty of people cough white people who care about animals more than they ever do human people . not what i'm talking about make your own post

nourishedbytime

glowstickhaloboy

GOD the ending of the martian (the movie) makes me so fucking mad compared to the ending of the martian (the book)

the martian the movie: i am the professor of badassery. you yourself can be badass too if only you learn to be completely self-reliant and say fuck you to everything

the martian the book: i am on a ship home. i am on a ship home because the entire world cared about me when by all rights i should have been a lost cause. long-standing borders were ERASED so teams of people who had never met could do EVERYTHING possible to save one solitary member of their species instead of leaving me to die where i should have been unreachable. it wasnt even anybody’s fault that i got stuck. they had every excuse to abandon me. instead, BECAUSE WE ARE A COMMUNITY…. maybe we do really deserve to be here among the stars

stealingpotatoes

how rogue one probably goes in the rebel padmé/ galaxy's messiest divorce au

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kalak

Padme lives aus are always good but it gets funnier when you consider that if padme lives the rebellion vs the empire will be just the messiest divorce in history featuring custody battle for the twins

padme leading the rebels and vader leading the imperials meeting in the battlefield and the fight stops for a verbal argument of galactic proportions

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