[otppromptuniverse-blog]

Sad OTP Starters

“It’s alright. I’m right here.”

“Why did you choose me?” “You know very well why, [ NAME ].”

“I’m a monster.” “No, you’re not.”

“You deserve so much better than me.” “Stop lying.”

“Why are you being like this?”

“Please hold me.”

“I can’t take this anymore.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“I’m begging you, please don’t lock yourself in your room.”

“Don’t shut me out.”

“Give me one single fucking reason why I shouldn’t leave.”

“Can’t you tell (s)he’s broken?”

“You’d better put that knife down.”

“Don’t listen to them.”

“Just leave.”

“I don’t need you.”

“Get away from her/him/them before I break every bone in your body.”

“No, wait!”

“Hear me out.” “Why the fuck should I listen to you?”

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Funny OTP Starters

“Why the fuck is there a cat in my bed?”

“Might I ask why there’s Doritos everywhere?” “No.”

“I found out that your so-called composition notebook is really an Ipad and that you were using a cover to trick everyone at school. By the way, the principal wants to see you.”

“There’s a lot of hair in the toaster should I be concerned?”

“YOU WATCHED ALL THE DISNEY MOVIES WITHOUT ME?”

“YOU WATCHED HARRY POTTER WITHOUT ME?”

“Why is there a dog following you around?”

“WHERE DID YOU PUT MY COOKIES?”

“Oh my god did we actually do it?”

“I found hair in my food. Guess who’s.” “Your imaginary partner’s?”

“We’re gonna binge-watch ALL the Musicals on your birthday and you can’t stop me.” “My plane ticket says otherwise.”

“Your mother keeps on making me sweaters and dude I’m sorry I love her but these are making me ITCH.”

“This little girl/boy keeps staring at me at the restaurant we’re at while chewing food and it’s making me really uncomfortable so I’m gonna stare back.” “Wow.”

“This girl/boy keeps staring at me during classes and they’re making me feel really uncomfortable please help me.”

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Cute OTP Starters

“Okay so it’s storming and I’m really scared of storms…can we possibly cuddle?…”

“You’re my medicine.”

“I found this really cute meme and it reminded me of you.”

“I can’t help but giggle when you kiss my neck.” “You also squeak.”

“Oh my god you have such an adorable sneeze?”

“I always catch you leaving small notes on my locker/desk. Your handwriting is so pretty and your messages are so sweet.”

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope you don’t mind kisses and cuddles as your gift.”

“How the hell did you get sick so quickly?” “I’m sorry.” “No don’t apologize! I’m here to take care of you.”

“WAIT why is there cake batter everywhere? Are you trying to bake a cake?” “It was supposed to be your favorite…”

“I love you but PLEASE STOP WASTING YOUR MONEY ON ME…”

“I can’t help but think of you. When I do it’s always at school, during classes. It distracts me.”

“You’re always leaving sticky notes with written clues all around the house on my birthday and our anniversary which always ends up with us going to some theme park or restaurant…and I love it.”

“We were in the middle of watching a Disney movie but you fell asleep, so I paused the movie and fell asleep with you just in case you wanted to continue watching when we both woke up.”

“I know you’re a geek for a lot of movies, video games, and musicals, so I bought you a lot of merchandise!”

[safe-to-say-fuck-off]

I taught you that love tastes like neat rum from the bottle and the smoke that slowly kills you. I taught you that mess was beautiful and you clung to the flames until they burnt you to the bone. Later you will understand that this is the time I was too broken for you to fix, you met me when I only knew to fear the love you wanted to give. You will understand that what I taught you was never love.

[once-upon-a-mistress]

You told me once that love was a choice.

I immediately disagreed with you and went on to ask you why you believed such a thing, and you replied with: “once you’ve been in a relationship for almost three years like I have, you’ll understand what I mean.”

I still disagree with you. Love isn’t a choice. If love was a choice, I certainly wouldn’t have chosen to fall for you, because that is a mess. From the beginning I knew that loving you was going to purely consist of heartache for me and end in a brutal heartbreak.

Love isn’t a choice. The fact that you believe it is proves that you do not belong in a relationship with your current girlfriend. You cheated on her. You lied to her. To put it in even simpler terms, you did something that you knew would hurt her. The act of that alone proves you do not truly love her, because if you did you would never do anything purposefully that would hurt her.

You say love is a choice, but love is only a choice when you don’t actually love the person. If love is a chore, a task, a burden, and most of all a choice, then it is not love - it is a job, and might I add, a job you’re bad at.

Just because you want something to work doesn’t mean that it is meant to work. If love is a choice for you, ever, then I truly do feel sorry for you. I feel sorry that you will spend the rest of your life choosing to love someone, rather than allowing yourself to truly love someone. I am sorry that love for you will forever be a chore.

a.m.m, 2:29am

[once-upon-a-mistress]

when i cannot sleep

i write about you,

half hoping

that someday

you will read these,

and the other half

hoping

that someday

i will burn these

along with

the memory

of you.

a.m.m, 5:04am

[lomasdope]

[depressedbarbie]

[lomasdope]

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[memeskinnyqueen]

This is SO trueeeee

[gonefrenchgirl]

Anorexia is fucking addictive

[lowcaloriewater]

Do you ever just

Stand up while fasting, immediately griping onto a wall or something to brace for the head rush.

But then it never comes.

And you’re like…. “OK WELL I GUESS IM NOT STaRVinG eNoUgH! I’ll just starve for another week then..”

[relapseroxy]

The Aesthetic I Want

A little bit too thin, people ask you to eat and joke about modelling

Flower crowns and loose thrift shop clothes

Late night adventure

Everyone has heard of you, all good things

Kind and soft without seeming like the pushover fat friend

Wispy and wafish and daydreamy

Mysterious and captivating in an accidental way

Cuddle slut, always close to everyone

Gentle words that aren’t spoken over

Holding everyones hand, yours are always cold!

Giggles

Lots of bracelets

Silent starlit nights looking at the sky

Quietly beautiful

[world-of-pretty-bones]

Friend: I haven’t ate all day, I feel really sick.

Me, a hypocrite, on a two day fast: Ohhh nooo, Honey! That’s so bad for you. Please eat something before you get worse!

[daintyiceprincess-deactivated20]

♡ taking a vacation with ana ♡

before you read the list please remember that eating 1,200-1,400 will maintain your weight overall so would you rather maintain or even gain a pound or go back to that nasty inpatient facility? okay now that you’ve given that some though let’s start…

— ONLY eat around other people, never eat by yourself

— consider going vegan/vegetarian/refined food-free for the time being

— drink as much ice water as possible

— only order water at restaurants and drink a glass before the meal arrives

— it’s better to order a full sized meal than to raise questions from others by ordering a side salad or a kids meal

— NEVER finish your entire portion

— salads are a good option if it’s possible to put the dressing on the side, most restaurants have dressing of 500+ calories including animal lard and other disgusting stuff. if someone tells you to put the dressing on, try a little on your fork and say you don’t like the taste.

— never take a dessert, never order seconds, and never eat from other’s plates

— chew every bite 20 times

— put your fork down between every bite and have a sip of water

— have coffee & stevia during breakfast to suppress any hunger, also continue to have coffee until 2pm

— no eating before 8am and after 8pm (12 hour fasts are a must)

— tie in as much exercise as possible; swim in the ocean, walk instead of taking the car, hiking, etc.

— make up excuses such as 1) you’re tired 2) you’re nauseous 3) you have a stomach bug

— remember to take your vitamins!

made by @daintyiceprincess

[hurtroses]

🌟🕊💡☕️✨

-walking into a starbucks. ordering a black coffee, and walking out, pulling your warm sweater around your thin arms.

-fragile knees that want to buckle from too much work.

-mom jeans pulled over tiny legs, fastened with a belt to keep them up.

-shopping is easy, you can fit into any size.

-you check your phone and see that you’ve been tagged in a photo. you look at it and see a pretty girl with no double chin.

-you post a body check. people repost with #thinspo and #goals

-your followers skyrocket after you get closer than ever to your ugw

-people look at you and wonder how you got so thin and beautiful. people you don’t even know envy you.

-you’re never the fat friend. in fact, you’ve become the thin, enviable friend.

-you walk around downtown and into a pretty boutique. you select the smallest size and walk into the dressing room with confidence.

-“slim fit” doesn’t cling to you. it’s baggy.

[petitevisual]

Ana tip: never finish your plate.

Me: *spoons a full plate but makes sure to leave particles of the food*

Me: i can feel it, i’m turning into a skinny legend.

[world-of-pretty-bones]

Summer is nearly here.

look at yourself

Can you see your ribs?

Can you wrap your hands around your thigh?

Do your collarbones protrude?

Is your stomach completely flat?

Is an xs too big?

Is everyone jealous of you?

Are your wrists tiny and delicate?

Are you 100% happy with your weight…

No…?

Then STOP eating and start STARVING

[projectbones]

Remember

The beginning is always the hardest

Don’t give up on yourself

Be that girl who did it

Make people stare

Make them wonder how you did it