In honour of the wedding of Haiden (in an au because well. And this is still fun so and it’s just a game remember?) and @mila-regan, I made a wedding speech. Imagine a tipsy Aliya.
I know @aileen-hollingsworth, @tracie-beauchamp, and @sophiaravensfromillea have been waiting for this too…
I would say there is a broad ‘Selection’ of stories I could tell about the groom and/or the bride, and it was hard task to narrow it down to the ‘One’, Haiden would know.
So I didn’t.
I want to begin with wishing the best of luck to both of you, I hope with all the fires that have happened already, your marriage will be spared of heated arguments. No catfights between the two of you either, Haiden would hate that so much, his complexion might change to purple, or will his hair?
Either way, Haiden should know he’ll have an army of ex-Selected following him if he dares to hurt our Mila, but don’t worry, they’re not that bad. Did I say bad or baseball bat Tracie?
And Mila, don’t feel bad about stealing the Prince from us all, really, you shouldn’t. Naomi will have unicorn band-aids to heal our broken hearts. Besides it turns out, Aileen showed us there’s always another choice, because she ‘Cole’-lected herself a prince after all! I wouldn’t say Lizzy had her 'guard’ up after her elimination either. And even though some 'rebelled’ after Haiden’s choices, I think we all turned out fine.
Or gay.
Or ran away.
Or both.
Cheers Mila, I hope you have a wonderful time here in the palace. I would advice you not to 'wine’ about any complaints about Baguette’s cooking, it gives him a lot of 'pain’, and there’s no 'Huxcuse’ for that.
Furthermore, good luck on being royalty from now on, Haiden says it’s quite a hard pill to swallow!
I suggest we take a moment to think about the loss this kingdom had to suffer as well. The death of a queen, all because of a terrible 'Cressade’.
But on to happier matters, as Niara and Naomi seem to be in the party 'mooohoo-ood’.
Can we all just agree how beautiful the bride looks? I bet they did some snippety snip on that hair again, it looks great. Luckily Mila, even with the Selection over, you won’t be 'Ailone’, as she is Haiden’s BFF of course. Maybe we can all have a uku-little sleepover soon.
And when the time is ready, you can always ask Viola for some motherly advice on how to raise a kid to become like Naomi. Let’s be honest, who wouldn’t want a kid like that? One who can raise Russian Japanse ninja’s on a farm?
Until that time *throws condoms in the air*
Please guys.
I would now suggest we party the roof off, but where would Haiden jump of off then huh? Or where would the fire therapy happen from now on? But let’s not hold this party off any longer; Mila, Haiden, I wish the two of you a punderful marriage and all the happiness in this alternative world. *breaks fourth wall*
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