She's a Doll

Sophie. 21. Currently attending Wagner College for technical theatre in Staten Island, NY.

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These crown series are from elementalchild, @sixpenceee

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what’s the difference between ninjas and stage crew?

ninjas move silently around walls, stage crew moves walls around silently.

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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IS SO GREAT

The depiction of ninjas as dressed all in black comes from traditional Japanese theatre.  Actual historical ninjas didn’t dress in black because it’s conspicuous as hell in the daytime and even at night in the dark a person dressed in solid black tends to stand out; dark grey or blue is better for hiding in shadows.  Usually they just wore ordinary, like, people clothes which are far better for blending into your surroundings in than a specialised professional costume.

BUT YOU KNOW WHO DID DRESS ALL IN BLACK LIKE THAT

the stage crew in a theatre

and it was a generally accepted convention that the black-clad stagehands were invisible, so they could be on stage at the same time as the actors and move things around and the audience would just mentally CG them out

but then one day because a director was a GENIUS, during an otherwise normal performance of a play, suddenly a stagehand stepped forward, assassinated one of the main characters and then melted back into the background

THEY WERE A NINJA

AND THE AUDIENCE LOST THEIR MINDS BECAUSE IT WAS AMAZING

and eventually it lost its mind-blow value because after a while everyone had seen a play like that, so although the “stagehands wear black and are invisible” convention continued, the new “ninjas wear black and are invisible until they choose to strike” convention became established, and from then on fictional ninjas have just worn black because it looks so cool.

So in fact the answer to “What’s the difference between ninjas and stage crew?” is “You will never know until they stab you.”

[indigobluerose]

Okay this is the first time I have heard the second half of this information and it’s so much better now.

[bellarr]

one of the funniest things to me about sm: homecoming, is that unbeknownst to tony stark, aunt may is getting ready to fucking murder him

[danismm]

MCM

[breastforce]

Donald Trump Jr posted the actual emails that prove Russian collusion on his twitter

I’m sure his Lawyers are very happy about this

[alexkablob]

He did it to preempt NYT posting them like two minutes later.

The actual emails in the actual e-flesh. Holy shit Don Jr is so fucked.

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A series of tweets from this morning (July 11) from the journalist at the New York Times.

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Why tiptoe into hell when you can backflip into a cannonball. I like Mackenzie’s style.

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know the difference

It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here’s a post to help you remember

Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings

Wyvern: 2 legs, 2 wings

Drake: 4 legs, flightless

Wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly

Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered

Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body

Luck dragon: 4 legs, no wings, can fly, long body, furry with dog like face

Komodo dragon: 4 legs, no wings, real

Bearded dragon: 4 legs, 0 wings, often kept as pets

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as a person passionate as fuck about dragons, i stand by this post

please understand

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Arthur Dent looks into the Mirror of Erised. He sees himself but in his hand he is holding a cup filled with a liquid that is not almost, but quite entirely like tea.

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[imsuchanerdgrrl]

This kind of news makes my day!

[sixpenceee]

A genius idea actually.

[gentlemanpenguin]

Jesus…

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Rihanna and Lupita Nyong'o will costar in a buddy movie directed by Ava DuVernay for Netflix

“After dramatic negotiation session at the Cannes Film Festival, Netflix has nabbed a film project pairing Grammy winner Rihanna with Oscar winner Lupita Nyong’o, in a concept that began as a Twitter sensation. Ava DuVernay (Selma) will direct, and Issa Rae (Insecure) is in talks to write the screenplay…”

Keep reading at ew

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"Faggot"

[ronaldalan]

THIS

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Reblog every time

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HOLY SHIT

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[boss-hoody]

Was he just born ripped as fuck or something?

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This is his father.

It’s quite possible Rock was indeed born ripped as fuck.

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Dwayne Johnson comes from a even bigger rock

[kabber]

The Boulder Johnson

[ganondilf]

I don’t watch Once Upon A Time but every clip I’ve seen is like

Quasimodo: “And where is the amulet?” Edgar from Aristocats: “Safe and sound I assure you. Isn’t that right, Lightning McQueen?” *the sounds of revving comes out of the shadows*

Commercial break

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this is better than the actual writing i can assure you

[gorgonsach]

you have a group of grown men raised on South Park and Dane cook with no socialization skills outside of annoying other people for fun online since they were 13 that now get to annoy people online as adults over “the butt hurt” pretending that they are now, somehow, intellectuals on every political subject. like they’ve cracked some secret PC world wide conspiracy. it’s very strange

[zee-jaanu]

wow I didnt think it could be put into words

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Hesse, Germany

photo via cari