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theotherfangirl

“Our paths diverged a long time ago.“

princesconsuela

thebestoftumbling

Adorable baby fakes crying when daddy tries to cut her fingernails. (x)

peachblossom-odyssey

Can anyone provide a translation? I kinda wanna know what he’s saying.

jucbw

Dad: Wait a little bit, it’s just this tip here. Can you wait please?

{Baby cries Dad laughs}

Dad: My love, wait! {laughs} wa- wait! Wait.

[tries again, baby cries, he laughs}

Dad: Ok. Wait, okay? Without crying, okay? Wait.

[Baby screams, he looks up laughing]

Dad: (laughing) You scared me! Wait, I’m just going to cut off the little tip. Oh sweet jesus what a riot. Okay wait, just the little tip. {baby fake cries} Okay, stay calm. Wait, just stay calm.

[baby cries again]

Dad [laughs]: Oh no.Okay wait, wait, just the little tip.

[He fails, they both laugh]

@a-greatbig-bottleof-fuck

ruinedchildhood

After dramatic negotiation session at the Cannes Film Festival, Netflix has nabbed a film project pairing Grammy winner Rihanna with Oscar winner Lupita Nyong’o, in a concept that began as a Twitter sensation. Ava DuVernay (Selma) will direct, and Issa Rae (Insecure) is in talks to write the screenplay. According to sources, Netflix landed the project in a very aggressive bid, beating out multiple other suitors. Netflix had no comment. The project began as a Twitter meme when the photo above — a shot that was taken in 2014 of the two women in the front row of a Miu Miu fashion show — went viral, prompting calls to turn it into a movie.

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gaylizardjail

in-the-land-of-gods-and-monsters

The scene I didn’t realize I needed so much.This shit is gold.

missquinzels

breakfast at tiffany’s ♥ : Holly Golightly

→ “ Promise me one thing: don’t take me home until I’m drunk - very drunk indeed. ”

bob-belcher

mulaneysbutt

Happy 10 Year Anniversary to “The Shooting AKA Dear Sister”

heyitsjustlittleoleme

Um buddy that was 2014. Jan 21, 2014.

mulaneysbutt

um buddy

murderous-manipulative-angel

harley quinn by Vijesh Vijayan

apagewithaview

My to-do list is currently split into “before ACOWAR” and “after ACOWAR.”

humansofnewyork

“He probably won’t answer you. He has a speech delay. He talks plenty at home, but strangers have a hard time understanding him. So he’s learned that if he just smiles a lot, people will like him, and they won’t know that he has trouble speaking.”