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mmmm.... cookies

[sorasgirl13]

Why Do I Do This?

Why am I write 3 fan fics at once? Why? Why do three story ideas need to pop into my head all at once?!

[starshein]

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST

[littleericaxoxo]

I have this app and it works!!

[bardqueenofgallifrey]

so a racist got utterly demolished in less than 30 seconds on the New Zealand morning news on Monday and it’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen

who knew a white guy could be capable of such an iconic response, he knows what’s up and is having none of that shit, every other white guy take notes tbh

[han-j1]

I love that he said Pakeha

[littlereddove]

Can someone write what its being said in this?

[kc749]

Male co-host: We have had a whole heap of feedback regarding Te Tai Tokerau MP Kelvin Davis’s proposal to institute a prison run on Māori values into New Zealand. He’s looking at potentially establishing this prison up north. It isn’t Labour policy just yet, it’s just an idea of Kelvin Davis’s. And this has been really really divisive on our Facebook page this morning. (sarcastically) Here I think we have the single greatest email, the single greatest message we have ever had on breakfast.

(clears throat deliberately) “’Janice’ says: Good morning. I’m sick of hearing that Māori need different treatment. If they don’t want to live in our society, then maybe we should put them all on an island and leave them to it.”

Male co-host: “Janice. That is LITERALLY what happened! That is the history of our country. Last I checked, Māori WERE on an island, they were left to it, and then Pākehā (Māori term for white New Zealanders) turned up and look how that worked out. But thank you very much for that brilliant insight. Goodness me. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, they actually-“

Female co-host: “Actually, you can’t even get angry, you just actually need to laugh and then screw it up and put it under the desk. Just when you thought-“

Male co-host: (mimicking letter) “’Put them all on an island, leave them to it.’ Yeah. What a great idea that is Janice.

[dancinbutterfly]

I really need “What a great idea that is, Janice.” to be a meme filled with those stupid complete cognitive dissonance bigoted statements.

[sorasgirl13]

Yes!!

[cassea64]

Trico is a good boy!

Instagram- CasSea64

[sorasgirl13]

@therealjacksepticeye

[sorasgirl13]

New video coming soon!

So I’m uploading right now, but because of the size it’s going to take a little longer. So, be patient I’ll send a link once it’s posted!

[the10dollarfoundingfather]

Being cute is really hard because even when you’re angry, people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw you’re so cute when you’re angry” like, no. Stop. Recognize my power.

Peggy Schuyler (via the10dollarfoundingfather)

Everday!!

[sorasgirl13]

What I believe vs reality

Me: I'm creative

Reality: You're really not. Everything you think of has already been done before.

Me: Okay, well.... I'm fun

Reality: You don't really do anything, besides play video games, school, work, -

Me: Okay! I get it! Well, I'm a good writer.

Reality: Not according to your last school paper.

Me: That was... I mean... It's college...

Reality: Face it, your dream is dead. You're only going to be average. Just accept it.

Me:

[sorasgirl13]

What do you think?

[sorasgirl13]

Some Krazy Glue and he's good to go.

[sorasgirl13]

So was playing zelda when this happened.... 😙😙🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[sorasgirl13]

So, people usually have knick knacks on their desks at work.... I guess I'm not allowed to. I only dropped him off this weekend too... 😢😢

[spookyscarydarky]

REBLOG THIS IF YOU’RE PART OF THE RESISTANCE

[markiplier]

what’s all this then…?

[kangabooo]

MARK YOU REBLOGGED IT! YOU’RE RESISTING!!

[markiplier]

Haha why would I resist such a fun fun game?

and why aren’t you wearing your mask…

[sorasgirl13]

[nyxi-styx]

Reblog if you still take the PMA movement seriously and it still means a lot to you.

[therealjacksepticeye]

Always ;)

[alittleoptimistic]

Writer things

- were street lamps invented in ww2????

- how much does an arm cost tho

- Everyone is nodded. All the heads are nodding in this conversation

- wait no it was raining wasn’t it *looks back ten pages* yeah okay why did i do that

- It’s still night right?

- It’s been night for like 30 years at this point

- what’s that guy’s name again? I should know this these are my babies

- I have no idea how you guys are going to get out of this alive so figure it out kids

- *googles* how to travel across Europe during the middle ages

- effects of the bubonic plague???

- shoot, comas don’t work like I want them to. I need a convenient coma

- Everyone has the ability to quirk one eyebrow why is this

- how smart are rats

- I think they’ve sighed like 30 times now

- how do i describe what its like to run a mile I’ve never done that in my life

- Im sure its just like super hard

- No one cares about the weather stop

- i just wrote twenty pages in two hours why cant i do this in school

- everyone smirks too much but what else do i say its not a smile its too sad for that

- and now everyone is just ‘smiling sadly’.

- chuckled sounds like santa clause but laugh is too much but snickered is evil but giggled is too bubbly…

- what is the purpose of a rubber duck

- no, don’t make references this is a serious piece of literature

- “now if I reverse the polarity of the neutron flow”

- okay i need tea and music and oh wow look at that someone liked my tumblr post…

[bumblina-imagines-archives]

yes.

[askfordoodles]

“I need a convenient coma.”

[sorasgirl13]

I smirked, quirked, and chuckled. Brilliant.

[notlikingbestgirl]

Taste closed

[bravebirdfolly]

Inspector, if you can’t find the murderer I suggest wrapping this up (yea)

[zil-zeki]

I died

[the-heart-alchemist]

THIS IS PURE GOLD

[therealjacksepticeye]

This is fucking hilarious!! “Yo hold up!!”

I want a whole series like this

[sorasgirl13]

@therealjacksepticeye Me Too!

[markiplier]

A COMPROMISE

100 Thousand Reblogs and I will let Dark and Wilford live.

Anything less and they’re dead FOREVER.

[sorasgirl13]

We can do that easily.

[markiplier]

I’M UGLY AND I’M PROUD

[sorasgirl13]

You're gorgeous and you know it. #smh