jet pack blues

lost in empty pillow talk again.

[sorentom]

I had a nightmare about me fucking up my audition for Victoria’s Secret and all I can say is that the timing of it is such a bitch.

[warrenwestfield]

I can swing it. Don’t go getting any ideas that this is a date though.

[sorentom]

Oh, don’t worry. This is totally platonic. I don’t swing that way.

[warrenwestfield]

Well, come on. I need ice cream stat.

[sorentom]

As long as you’re buying.

[warrenwestfield]

Iconic. So since you’ve decided to pass on drunk brother duty, do you want to ditch this place?

[sorentom]

I definitely do need to hide if I’m going to avoid drunk brother duty.

[warrenwestfield]

As it should be. Some people just don’t understand that.

[sorentom]

I very much stand by it, I’ll probably use that as my yearbook quote.

[nomadiceuphoria-deactivated2022]

Sex Education (Season 2, Episode 7)

[warrenwestfield]

A girl with priorities. I knew I liked you.

[sorentom]

Self care first, that’s my motto.

[warrenwestfield]

You could put his head in a trash can. Now, your problem is solved.

[sorentom]

I think he can do that himself. I don’t wanna get my hands dirty, I just got my nails done.

[sorentom]

As the newly elected frat leader, my first official act is to normalize tucking in your bros at night.

[warrenwestfield]

Aw, look at you. I’m so proud.

[sorentom]

My mom is probably going to kill me, but I’ll take anything that doesn’t involve cleaning up puke or anything that comes out of the human body.

[warrenwestfield]

And what did they say when you told them that? Well, if you must be on drunk brother duty, hopefully you at least get some good blackmail out of it.

[sorentom]

A big, hard no. I’m letting go of drunk brother duty, that is not my job, and Dean is a grown boy who can take care of himself.

[sorentom]

warrenwestfield‌:

There is no way I would be cleaning up anyone’s puke. That is a hard no from me. You should definitely pass that torch to someone else.

I wish I had a younger sibling to pass the torch to. I keep telling my parents that I want a baby brother.

[sorentom]

There is nothing I hate more than drunk brother duty. Seeing them shitfaced would be funny if I didn’t have to clean up their puke.

[undertheniall]

Niall Horan - Bend The Rules (Official Audio)

[putalittleloveonme]

#no context Niall’s Instagram live

[sringvenkas-moved]

RUBY MATTHEWS IN SEASON 2 OF SEX EDUCATION.

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kai parker smiling/smirking ↳  requested by anonymous