Allons-y!

Caitlin. 34. She/her. Not even sorry anymore.

[specialagentartemis]

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

[massmasher100]

War.

[smoothoperationz]

Pacific Rim

[experienceandobservation]

Jonathan Bailey | Martini | June 09, 2026

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

[vinceaddams]

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

[thatonemushroom]

Yeah, this is one of the most horrifying "what ifs" I've heard in a long time.

[vinceaddams]

A rack of secondhand baby onesies would be so horrendously screamy :(

Construction worker's clothes would be awful, and the safety vests of the people who wave those paddles around on airport runways would be even worse, and I'd have to have some way of getting the alarm clock out of my nightgowns so I could get to sleep.

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[managerie76]

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[dankxsinatra]

[thememedaddy]

[24x81]

what they don't tell you about writing is that you're gonna spend way more time moving those guys across a room than you ever thought you would

[lastoneout]

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

[lastoneout]

Every time you feel bad for having coffee with cream and sugar or ranch on your salad or putting extra butter and salt on your veggies I want you to imagine the spirit of John Harvey Kellogg in front of you and then I want you to kill him with a real gun and eat your delicious food in peace.

[moth-amphetamine]

thought I was going to a concert to see the cure ? but it was actually placebo??? fml

[coffee-khaleesi-deactivated2020]

When I was training to be a battered women’s advocate, my supervisor said something that really blew my mind:

“You can always assume one thing about your clients; and that is that they are doing their best. Always assume everyone is doing their best. And if they’re having a day where their best just isn’t that great, or their best doesn’t look like your best, you have to be okay with that.”

Any now whenever anyone in my life, either a friend or a client, frustrates me, disappoints me, or pisses me off, I just tell myself They are doing their best. Their best isn’t that great today, but I have days where my best isn’t that great either. 

[bogfox]

Op I’d like to thank you for sharing this. Ever since the first time I’ve read it I’ve held it in my mind and it really has helped me to be kinder to others and to myself.

[opera-ghost]

[weirdness55460]

JOSHUA

MOTHER

FUCKING

HENRY

[asteriavinifera]

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

[kleefkruid]

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes