The Inane Rambling Of A Creature

BIGOTS FUCK OFF!!!!!! Also I’m NSFW at times so be aware of that

[sorrymydemonspoke]

Basic notes about my blogggggg

If you a bigot you a bitch. GET OUTTTA HERE

Im raunchy at times so uh, watch out for that. Block the tag: Not Safe for Tumblr to avoid it.

I often go through reblogging sprees. Block the tag: power hour reblog to, again, avoid it.

All fandoms I follow have their own power hour tag so if you only want to see one specific fandom search (blank) Power Hour

I have many interests. Expect anything and everything from me

Lear my beloved. The sckruncly wunckly little funko pop <3

Proud Cloutchasingshipper. There’s 3 of us

[sorrymydemonspoke]

Lear: ….Cheren

Cheren: Lear what did you do

Lear: I. May have. A Crush

Cheren: I swear to Arceus if it’s a Banban character again-

Lear: no, no, it’s from our world

Cheren: oh. So who

Lear: Giovanni and Archer

Cheren:

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Lily Lovebraids kinda reminds me of Black Mirror’s White Bear

Both Ms. Gracie and Victoria committed terrible crimes, and are punished for it. Ms. Gracie is turned into a toy, and Victoria turns into a spectacle. And both of them end up losing their memories of committing the crimes, Victoria through electrocution and Ms. Gracie through her own brainwashing tapes.

But, since both of them have forgotten about their crimes, they fundamentally cannot understand why they are being punished. Lily isn’t even Ms. Gracie anymore at this point. She doesn’t show any indication of remembering her past—as the whole “bad toys get sent to the bad toy box” was in the brainwashing tapes—and has the mindset of a child.

[tubeon-deactivated20260110]

Bc he’s black

[batsandbirdsandothers]

WARNING: organ trafficking stuff

Sequel to this post

Also inspiration from this fic

[nightwingsgypsyrep]

*taps microphone* is this thing on? Okay…

🎤 THIS IS A REMINDER THAT ALL OF THE ROBINS ARE SMART, GENIUSES IN FACT. THEY ARE IN A FAMILY OF DETECTIVES. THATS LIKE THEIR WHOLE THING. ALL OF THE ROBINS (AND THE REST OF THE BATFAM TOO) ARE CLEVER, STRATEGIC, AND CAPABLE, NOT JUST TIM. (No hate to my boy Tim, though. I love Tim.) YES, EVEN THAT ONE. Thank you. 🎤

[atomikats]

mfw i come back from the dead and end up with 1 million new brothers that can bully me

(tiktok with the original audio)

[samsheadraws]

explanation as to why in my previous comic Dink refers to Tim as "Bitty" (featuring tim's ability to spawn out of nowhere) <3

[samsheadraws]

i wanted a Bruce/Batman who was more lean mean dexterity and skill focused machine (as a pushed foil for superman beef), so here's that. and also. baby boy wonder dink!

(i've started writing fic about them here)

[justrandomtrashes]

dynamic duo 2.0 asdf

[pinkiemachine]

Nightwing’s Bad Pun…

[redsray]

the batkids may not be biologically related to each other or bruce (-damian) but you best believe one thing that is somehow still genetic between them is their lethal face cards.

every. single. one.

like, no, most of them have no shared dna with the prince of gotham, the tabloid’s favourite darling, but they inherit his good looks all the same.

at this point, everyone thinks it might be requirement to serve face to be adopted by bruce wayne.

(the batkids regularly use their pretty privilege to get away with shit)

(all of them have avoided arrest in civvies at least once by batting their eyelashes and promising to ‘never do it again.’)

[cyberpunkenigma-deactivated2025]

Gogoose

@AMAZINGEEEURUS

[renviary]

love him down

[devilshalfhour]

comic book two truths and a lie: take someone who only knows of popular comic book characters through pop culture osmosis and tell them two of the most absurd comic book facts you know plus one of your own creation and watch them fumble.

some good truths to start:

back in the 50s, part of the reason they introduced the character of Batwoman as a love interest for Batman was so he could beat the gay allegations

In the 80s, Robin was killed by a fan poll

Batman has contingency plans for how to kill his best friends just in case they turn evil

Lex Luthor creates a clone using 50% his DNA and 50% Superman's DNA

Lex Luthor becomes president of the United States

Lex Luthor makes a move on Amanda Waller (and it works)

Lex Luthor gets cancer from long exposure to Kryptonite radiation

Pink Kryptonite and what it does

Peter Parker can't do cocaine or he will die

There is a legally binding document between Marvel and Sony that says Peter Parker is a heterosexual and must be portrayed as such

Reed Richards canonically uses his powers in bed

The teenage mutant ninja turtles were transformed by the same accident that gave Daredevil his powers. in fact, TMNT is pretty much a pastiche of the Daredevil story

Dick Grayson kills the Joker at one point

The Joker becomes a UN ambassador for a little while

The third Robin discovers he's bisexual after going undercover and infiltrating a pain cult

Bizarro Planet!

Bat-mite. just Bat-mite.

i like these cause they are fairly batshit but they're not too obscure and most of them are canon (as in from the main Marvel or DC timeline) save for a few

[ineveryfandom]

Bruce, actually being genuine and concerned: why are you still single

Jason, offended: i know you did not just say that

Jason: you? of all people?

Jason: being gotham’s most eligible bachelor for 30 years straight isn’t a compliment

Jason: the public only votes for you ‘cause they have daddy issues and they like silver foxes

Jason: but youre not even a silver fox anymore, youre an arctic fox

Jason: no ones’s lining up for your wrinkly ass

Jason: god forbid they find out youre a furry too like damn

Bruce:

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Talia al Ghul, watching them from the window, covered in blood after taking over the LOA so that she, Bruce, and Damian can ride off to the sunset together:

Selina Kyle, next to her, holding Grace Kelly's $38.8 million Cartier ring as an engagement ring to Bruce:

Harvey Dent, in therapy for Bruce:

Superman, rearranging the stars to make a Batman/Bruce constellation:

Wonder Woman, picking out wedding dresses (for Bruce):

Hal Jordan:

Hal Jordan: what

Hal Jordan: im not in love with mr dark and brooding

Hal Jordan:

Hal Jordan, screeching at the other Green Lanterns to stay away from Gotham because Bruce didnt want anyone messing with it:

Ra’s and Joker, dead, still pining, but mostly dead:

[sorrymydemonspoke]

>be a famous, trustworthy youtuber >Imply you have insider information >People believe you >Direct comes out, info wasn't true >This was all a social experiment uwu I just wanted to see how leaks spread uwu >Other youtubers get flamed for accidentally spreading the misinfo

I hate gamer youtubers