☆THE CIRCUS☆

multifandom (mostly batfam/bruce wayne) || occasionally a fanart-ist || any pronouns

[ineveryfandom]

Masterlist

Tags:

🎨 - Art

✍️ - Writing

Fandoms

- One Piece

Shuggy Childhood AU Part(s): one two three four five six seven eight

- DC (Most Active)

[sugar-queen12]

What do you mean dick wanted to to be Batman and Robin forever, What do you mean Batman said back forever and ever! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT FOREVER ENDED!!!

[atomikats]

no dna test required

[messymoonmad]

Penelope...question... would you still love your husband if he were turned into a woman?.......Odysseus.....YOU CAN KILL ME LATER!!! (I had to.)

Penelope : oh my..... I will say it now and I will say it again if needed. I will fall in love with Odysseus over and over again. No matter how where or when. He is mine.

[messymoonmad]

Why don't we have more content of Ody being a troll ?

[notsolonedesert]

Respectfully, I am in tears because YES this is absolutely what Ody would do

[triassictriserratops]

OMG, can we get the reverse with Penelope and Ctimene?!?!

[messymoonmad]

OH YOU'RE A GENUIS-

[messymoonmad]

Holaa!!

Can we see more odysseus reacting to telemarketing? I love your drawings!!

Telemachus pov

[lukas-broken-bow]

[sir-pentiouses-egg-boys]

P.O.V the Batfam watching a crippled Bruce after night reign having to accept help, and than promptly having to begin training with Alfred again, before going around to learn, and the family just learn about the 17 yr old Bruce, his old training regimens, and all of such. And now he had to get good at acrobatics from Dick and such.

And how his original training was so much more brutal than the already brutal training he does now.

[jamjoob]

@crowwkui 's butch Bruce Wayne 😋

[bigidiotenergytm]

we are the same. you and i.

[ineveryfandom]

PLEASE tell me theres a fanfic out there with this concept

[elis-corner]

the thing with bruce is that he’s equally emotionally unavailable with everyone so you could literally ship him with anyone

[ineveryfandom]

bruce and dick, father and son? classic. batman and robin, partners in justice? exciting. bruce and dick, brothers with a huge age gap? more likely than you think.

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Jason: *loses in a game against bruce*

Bruce, patting his back: it’s alright son, let’s play again

Dick: *loses in a game against bruce*

Bruce: that’s for calling me old

Dick, screaming at Bruce: HOW COULD YOU?!

Duke, new to the fam, very concerned: what’s happening?

Tim: you don’t wanna know

Duke, nervous: …is it something really bad?

Tim, gravely: yes

Dick, shaking Bruce: HOW COULD YOU?! HOW COULD YOU DRINK MY SMOOTHIE?!

Duke:

Alfred: *pointedly looking at the broken window*

Bruce: dick did it

Dick, in space, on call with Alfred: i wasn’t even anywhere NEAR there

Cass: fuck!

Bruce: language

Steph: let my girl say fuck

Bruce: language.

TV playing in the background: ..nd SCORE! unfortunately, the Gotham Guardsmen have lost to Metropolis Metros once m—

Dick, from the couch: motherfUCKER

Bruce, angrily: metropolis BASTARDS

Cass:

Cass: not fair >:[

In a restaurant

Barbara: dick can you pass me the salt

Dick, with headphones on, not hearing her:

Barbara: dick? dick. dick!

Bruce: ill get it

Bruce: *reaches for the salt near dick’s plate*

Dick: *suddenly has his arms around his food, his fork clattering to the ground, their drinks spilling everywhere*

Bruce:

Dick:

Barbara:

Dick: ...in my defense these are some real good nachos

Dick: *waltzes inside bruce’s room, not saying anything*

Bruce: ...?

Dick: *looks at the pictures on the walls*

Bruce: can i help you??

Dick: *checks himself out in the mirror*

Bruce: please do that in your own room

Dick: *turns on the lights and rummages in the drawers*

Bruce: i already ate all the snacks there

Dick: *leaves* *doesn’t close the door*

Bruce:

Damian, also in the room:

Damian, in realization: jason got it from him

[zakkunnn]

I'm gonna make a comic out of this🤣

[batsandbirdsandothers]

[batsandbirdsandothers]

[batmen-and-birds]

Nothing what the Batkids' do can truly shock Bruce. But only bc he's done the same thing but 10x worse while being their age or YOUNGER.

No matter what it is, Bruce has done worse. You think Alfred lost his hair die to age? No, he lost it bc Bruce has burned down the garden shed when he was seven and it escalated from then on.

The funny thing is none of the kids KNEW about the stuff Bruce used to do and their minds will definitely implode upon learning.

One of the kids comes back with some stupid tattoo? Bruce will probably lecture them on recognizable features and recommend them a tattoo removal service. No word shed about not being stupid and getting the tattoo in the first place.

Kid runs away? Bruce is pretty chill with that... probably already figured where they are but he left the US to train at like, 14. So he can't judge.

I can even think of examples where the Batkids just do wild shit and Bruce is either just as wild or not far behind:

Dick ate cocaine from a crime scene outside? Bruce sprays himself with joker gas and fear toxins to figure out his cases.

Cass participates in a fight to the death while refusing to kill? Bruce joined a cult called League of Assassins while refusing to take a life.

Jason runs away at 15 to find his biological mother? Bruce ran away at 9 to find the court of owls

Steph causes beef between different mobs? Bruce was (best)friends with at least three of those mob bosses

Tim watched as Santa Clause was killed by a meteor, proving he existence of Santa? Ofc Santa is real, Bruce was trained by Santa Clause.

Duke jumps off moving vehicles, even before any kind of training? Bruce jumps out of airplanes without being able to fly or a parachute/gliding cape.

Damien takes a liking to increasingly dangerous and obscure animals? Yeah makes sense, Bruce snuck into an Tiger enclosure as a teen and rode an unicorn he named "Buttercup" as Batman

[batpiro]

World's Finest #394

[bruciemilf]

“Do you want to make a stop for Batburger?”

[Incoherent concussed Jason noises]