sortashrimp™

keeping things shrimple since 1998 🍳🦐 (shrimp . afab (she/her) . smol fox irl🦊) https://sortashrimp.carrd.co

[sortashrimp]

I need him to do such dastardly things to me I don't think I can put it all into words

[medicalmalpracticeapologist]

Bad end?..

[not-bumpkin]

Wrong order

[random-jot]

[geosie]

[sortashrimp]

unpopular opinion but I'd be pretty ecstatic if I came home to him

[glitchven]

Mr. Wood Mask

[sortashrimp]

this is really stupid but I had a vision

[basily-art]

Daan and the thing following him through his life.

[zeroperks]

what if a shrimp was a baby..........................

[sortashrimp]

bro why the look

WHAT DID I DO????

[whendidmythoughtsgocrazy]

And if I'm meant to be alone, please take away my desire to be loved.

k.b. // unknown

[sortashrimp]

I....I uh...um....d-don't tell HR? 🫣🤭

[sortashrimp]

Roses are red Alastor is too He may have broken my heart But surprise! It belongs to you 💙

yeah yeah I used a stock photo for the roses don't come @ me :(((

[rofla09]

Cat got your tongue?~

[sortashrimp]

Would u be a pegasai, Unicorn, or a earth pony?

Oh Pegasi all the way omg

I never have to drive a car ever again and I can just fly everywhere? Say no more

[sortashrimp]

chomp chomp! ✨

[sortashrimp]

Hello fellow fox!!! 🦊👍

*excited fox cackling*

Hello fellow fox friend!! :3