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A personal, writing and occassional art sideblog for Dee, also knows as Misswaffles on AO3/ 25+/ lover of all things whump and hurt/comfort/ fandoms include: Marvel, DC (read: Batman mostly), Transformers, TMNT and more

[misswaffleswrtingcorner]

Well look at that, I finally made a personal after being on tumblr via rp blogs for 5000 years. Hi, how are y'all doing? This is just mainly a blog for me to post some of my writings, art, and yell about my current fixations.

I do take writing prompts! But I do reserve the right to refuse a prompt if I don't feel like I can fill it or if it makes me uncomfortable. To hopefully avoid that, here's just some things I won't write:

-NSFW. I just don't like writing it, I get too embarrassed

-Non/dub-con. Please don't suggest this to me I'm begging. I am not the blog you are looking for for this.

-Incest. Should not have to elaborate.

-Young children being hurt

-Minor/Adult ships. For the love of all that is holy don't even look at my blog if you want this

And that's all I can think of. Enjoy your stay, say hi, and all that jazz!

[gremlininho]

A butternut woollyworm ♡

[t3sticles]

The year is 2025. The public bathroom AI genital scanner has called the police on you while you’re pissing because the AI was trained off of Reddit furry porn and doesn’t recognise human genitalia

[melody-sy-deactivated20260424]

what am i doing

[theotherpacman]

the lord's work

[fox-bright]

Me: *googling how to loosen up spinning fiber that was slightly felted during the dyeing process* The Internet:

[gracedrawsstuff]

Sometimes when I’m disappointed or stressed my wife will hold my face and I end up letting my head rest there, like a dog with a big fat head

[r00ib0s]

happy belated fathers day i guess

[spacebrick3]

couples outfit idea

[yujateaandpi]

SCREAMINGGGGGGG

[phantomrose96]

[copperbadge]

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me. 

[peepingnee]

This poem format is my favorite thing and this is the first time I’ve ever seen it’s origin story. I love it. Every time.

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This bread-licking cow is joyful and whimsical!

[werewolf4vampire]

idk what's wrong with me lately i'm just like so fucking depressed and sad and anxious and angry and exhausted and everything feels bleak and hopeless and pointless and i feel awful about myself in every conceivable way and everything makes me cry and i just wanna give up on everything. and my back hurts extra fucking bad for some reason

[werewolf4vampire]

YOU

[daco-showman]

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

[transhuman-priestess]

He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Capitalism is disgusting.

[fuckblast]

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

[transhuman-priestess]

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

[toxiccaves]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[sickropia]

Olruggio Of The Torch, Star Of Ghodrey, inventor of things such as the lightbulb (phantasmal fireball) the hairdryer (link rings), the streetlight (glowstone path), and the heating pad (snugstone)

he's so babygirl

[zompasta]

this came into my head at work, this is so stupid :") (Ignore how fuckass starscream looks i mixed designs together for funsies)

[teaboot]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

[teaboot]

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

[biglawbear]

What would happen if we put another creature in the Death Plinko, like, say, perhaps, a horse

[nepofledgling]

one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude

[krshush]

Oh, yeah, I wonder how that map's progressed si--wait MISHA COLLINS?

[sunspotpony]

Tags passing peer review, gonna share.

Anyway, homie is, like all wealthy white dudes, egregiously imperfect, but he’s definitely fucking trying. So in that regard, he’s valuable because he’s reaching audiences that you personally probably wouldn’t be able to reach, and if you find he has specific stuff on topics you need to persuade people on, he’s a valuable avenue.