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wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva

message to all bitches

please survive

bnnuytime

screencap redraw

assaultmystic

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

evilneo

onecells

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

soymoss

Japanese Giant salamander painting sold to benefit the Shiga Giant Salamander Preservation Society hosted by the Cincinnati Zoo!

slavery

I JUST GOT PEGGED IN A BENTLEYYYYYYY

drcyan

#i love this post #i dont wanna be krabs anymore. i wanna be squidward.

ducttapealliance

Little hamsters big adventures

new season

my favorite thing about the "guy fieari doesn't swallow" controversy is that in every video i've seen on it there's someone in the comments going "actualy we were featured in diners drive in and dive episode 342 and he came to our restaurant and he definitely ate our food on and off camera like he cleared the plate and he's a really chill dude actualy" and it's like. does guy fieari know that he has a loyal army across America defending him AS WE SPEAK against the stupidest conspiracy theory i've ever heard of

#the hot ones episode was very funny #i wateched the whole thing after that video and like honestly #now that i pay attention most people on hot ones don't actually eat the goddamn sauces at all #some do and to them goes my respect #but guy fieri isnt even shown EATING one until the end #they hard cut from the graphics to him already reviewing it #it's so weird #everyone else either licks/chews or at least bites a normal wing like weird al #but this guy doesnt even. bite them.#swallow at the end unconfirmed for me. lesson is #the whole ''taste test'' show thing is more fake than we realize #but also guy fieri is particularly averse towards Eating Anything #which is weird for someone whose career is food related #also apparently a lot of the commenters are defending him cause hes super nice

the bad part about the vpn is that i briefly forgot to turn it off and caught a glimpse of the american internet. there's so many AI shit gadgets and ads everywhere. actually scary.

#mati barks #my firefox recent pages had pandora ads for a second #and i truly felt like i was in the twilight zone for a sec