amazingphil

Phil Lester || 30 Years Old || YouTuber || Dating an actual meme || Has way too many houseplants ;; RP Purposes only

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ashleybenzoxoxo : > > > > Honestly? A whole lot. It’s too different, it is less disgusting and doesn’t smell. My son reminds me of a episode of the Simpsons in which Bart is looking after a little horse at the circus and he poops more than the bigger ones so he says “now I see why you are so little”. Noah is the same. Plus Matt almost threw up a few times and I must confess so did I. > >

Yeah, that’s sort of what I’d figured. I’d much rather deal with bird poop than human poop. Ha! A+ reference, by the way. I’ve always been sort of amazed by how much babies can poop. Which sounds a bit weird now that I’ve said it out loud but I stand by it. Is it actually that bad? Wow, well, you are much braver than I am, I’m not sure how well I could deal with that at all.

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jshdalls :

I’d say just run – that’d probably be your only hope. You’re right. Some people are just horrible. Thankfully I don’t live near them anymore and have much better neighbors now. 

Oh, yikes. ‘Just run’ is advice I was hoping I’d never need to receive. That’s great! That you’re neighbors now aren’t just horrible for the sake of being horrible I mean. I never quite understood people like that. 

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okay so my computer is still being super super super slow so i’m going to do my best to do replies for phil but it may cut out completely halfway especially where i just spent an hour doing replies for hayley and that really slowed it down but i’m trying i promise!!

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whiteboyharding :

My favorite bird is actually the hummingbird. It’s the cutest bird in all the land of birds. 

The cutest bird in all the land of birds - that’s quite the title. Have you ever considered becoming a hummingbird whisperer? I’m sure they’d appreciate being listened to on a more personal basis.

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ffszefron :

As the saying goes: love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

That’s...quite the saying. That’s pretty good advice to follow, though I think I was doing all but trust few until this point. At least, I like to think so.

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greathairdontcare :

Could be worse I think. Still not what I was expecting to hear as I was just sight seeing. Alright. 

It definitely could have been worse - there are much worse names to be called. Though I do see how that could distract from sightseeing. I hope it didn’t make the rest of your sightseeing too uncomfortable?

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Watching Dan nearly writhing beneath him, Phil groaned lightly, pleased that despite everything his boyfriend would be getting some release as well. As he sensed Dan’s orgasm coming, Phil tightened his grip just slightly as he couldn’t stop himself from the words that came out of his mouth next, “That’s right, cum for daddy.” He murmured. As Dan finished, Phil released his grasp on the younger male, allowing himself to fall backwards onto the sofa. “Fuck,” he continued to let the profanities fall from his mouth, “Well, that was something,” he got the words out breathlessly.

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jshdalls :

Lets hope they didn’t. Otherwise your neighbors might start a riot. If they had a reason – I didn’t know why. They just were very unfriendly people, no matter how hard I tried. The longer you leave the poop there, the harder it’ll be to clean. 

Oh, jeez. I can’t imagine I’d do well in any sort of riot-y situation. That’s quite unfortunate, I’m very sorry about that. Some people are just rotten for the sake of being rotten, you know? 

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beatdownwillam :

Fine, making me sound rude. What’s your name? True, true. And if you don’t know who I am, you sure will soon. That’s good and it’s cause birds poop carelessly! I had one poop in my hair once. Worst. Day. Ever.

I’m Phil - AmazingPhil if you’re on the internet, but generally I go by Phil. Did you actually? I’m quite glad it got on my chair and not me. I’m also a bit surprised I’ve never had an incident like that as those sorts of things are always happening to me.

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ashleybenzoxoxo :

You should! I personally couldn’t be less bothered by poop anymore. Today I lost count of how many diapers I changed.

Isn’t bird poop quite a bit different from human poop, though? I guess human poop would be a bit worse though, wouldn’t it? I’m sorry for all of the diapers you must have changed, but I also applaud you for being able to change that many diapers.

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itskinneyxo :

That’s because they’re really rude and love to poop all over everyone. Especially their windshield. Oh, yeah. They’re little a-holes.

I’ve began to gather that much, if nothing else. I don’t drive so I thankfully have never had to deal with the whole windshield fiasco. Though I can imagine that would just be one more thing to add to me vendetta against them.

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whiteboyharding :

Birds are amazing. You don’t want me to start on my spiel of birds. I wrote a book on them, that’s how much I love them.

Did you actually? That’s quite impressive, to be honest. Do you have a favorite bird? Or least favorite? Or are you one of those people that just loves all birds equally?

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whiteboyharding :

I’m always going to sympathize with the birds. I like them better than people sometimes.

Do you really? I guess that makes sense as people can be quite frustrating often, but so can birds. No judgments, though. I just don’t think I’ve ever met someone that actually sympathizes with birds.

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j---spencer :

Trust your neighbors mate, where did you move too though? I hope you didnt even throw seeds at the pigeons? Its nice that you have a garden. I want one! 

I reckon I oughta start doing that. Still just in London, pretty close to where I was last, just...a much bigger space with less problems than the old place which is nice. It’s not quite a garden yet as I have difficulty even keeping a house plant alive, but I do have the space if I ever decide to start one.

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yeundidwut :

Oh shit, a pigeon pooped on your garden chair? That is just horrible. But I see some birds as being very rude, so no surprise to me that they did that.

Yeah, it definitely was not how I wanted to start out this whole moving-into-a-new-place situation. Are there any birds you see as not rude? I know I certainly see pigeons as quite rude after that little incident.

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ashleybenzoxoxo :

Pigeons? Well, at least they didn’t poop all over your head or something.

That’s quite a good point - I still would have preferred no poop at all, to be honest, but I reckon I should probably count my blessings, shouldn’t I?