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Ian Michael Harding. 30. originally from virginia, now in sunny la. was ezra fitz on pretty little liars. if you can't make me laugh, i don't have a boner. married to the goose to my shmian. after all this time? always. ❤️ proud papa of mason michael harding.

[whiteboyharding]

halethegoose:

Every trip we take is the most romantic. Let’s not make it just about me though. Let’s make it for us. We both can use it. Since I got my second proposal we can work on making you your second baby.

A baby in Paris? It’ll be a very sophisticated and romantic baby, won’t it? Or maybe we can treat it like a second honeymoon of sorts.

[ianmharding-archive-blog]

You’re so  g o r g e o u s I can’t say anything to your face.

[whiteboyharding]

scrlettjohanssn:

All of April was the never-ending Avengers whirlwind, so I took it upon myself to spend all of May in hibernation. They’re going to have to replace me with some younger, more spry actress if they plan to keep cranking those movies out - as much as I love Widow, I don’t know if I’d survive those press tours after forty. Anyways, what’s going on in the world that I missed while I was under my rock? Introductions are not my forte, so hi, I’m Scarlett, and while out today at lunch, my daughter asked when she could get one of those drawings on her back like Mommy has. They grow up too fast.

I don’t believe for a second that you won’t be as spry and agile when you’re forty. You’re gonna outlive us all, you’re in that good of shape. You should get your daughter some temporary tattoos though, it sounds like she’d love them.

[whiteboyharding]

aclycias:

we need to get you a crown so you can properly display your title. i guess they could have put more triggers but there are literally warnings at the beginning of most of the episodes so i really don’t see how people could complain about that. it’s not like they neglected to put some sort of warning on it, and yeah, i guess people will see it a certain way but there is fault on every single person in that show, and i like how at the end clay made it clear that they all had to take responsibility for the role that they played in her life and how it could have changed the outcome.

I’ve been waiting for a crown for a while, actually. That’s true. You should know what you’re watching before you press play and it was definitely not for the faint of heart but I think it still sparked a lot of mental health conversations in homes and that’s the most important part. We all impact each other and we all have to think of what we do and say. I mean, as Ellen says, just be kind to one another.

[isaaclydia]

Things Girls Say​ [x]

[whiteboyharding]

halethegoose:

You’re not. You’re even better. I wouldn’t want a whirlwind international romance, or any romance for that matter, with anyone else.

Still - I’ll make this the most romantic trip you’ve ever had. Okay? You deserve a pick me up.

[whiteboyharding]

fentyszn:

A song for you dads? I can, but I dunno if it’d be a song you’re gonna wanna play around your son. At least, not until he’s grown.

You’d be surprised at how cool my son’s music tastes are. He already adores the greats like Sinatra and Crosby. 

[whiteboyharding]

louistomlinsonx:

Ian.. You’ve… Oh God, I’m… My fragile heart.

You’ve never watched Sherlock?

Oh how have you lived until now?! Listen to your wife, Ian Harding, you married her for a reason! Listen to her. Watch Shelrock!

No..Please don’t kill me or unfriend me.

I will! We’re planning out a night to watch it, we’ll have snacks and everything.

[whiteboyharding]

aclycias:

you are more than willing to take that crown all for yourself. i want no part of being the laziest person alive. i loved it. aside from how gritty and triggering it was i think the message behind it was really helpful to those who might be suffering the same fate in silence. i’m very excited for the second season. i hope justice is served.

Yes, I am still the King! I think so too. There was a lot of controversy, I think, about the lack of trigger warnings for some episodes and I know some people think it was wrong for Hannah to blame others but..I mean..that’s the reality of suicide, isn’t it? It’s everybody’s fault for failing to recognize somebody needs help. Our actions affect others.

[whiteboyharding]

[text}: I hope I haunt your dreams! xD That means you can never get rid of me. MWAHAHAHAHA

text with shay: IT’S SO TERRIFYING. Why did you come out looking like Benjamin Button?!

[ianmharding-archive-blog]

#I’ll just leave this here

[whiteboyharding]

halethegoose:

Right. I’d like that. It’s gonna be great.

I know I’m no Wes but I can still give you a whirlwind international romance.

[whiteboyharding]

halethegoose:

I know you do. Another reason why I love you so much. Just keep loving and believing in me, please.

Always. And hey, at least we have Paris soon, right? We can have our own little adventure there, just like Stella did.

[whiteboyharding]

halethegoose:

Nah, it’s over. We’re not like Brooklyn 99. There was no outcry. We have great fans but it’s not enough.

I’m sorry, baby. I wish there was something I could do to make it better. Do you need anything from me?

[soul-music-is-life]

I quite needed this laugh. God bless Shay and Ian. But mostly Ian and his smart-ass tendencies. I love Ian Harding so much.

[whiteboyharding]

@theeshaymitchell

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fentyszn:

We’re fraternal, right? I’m kickin’ it, though. Tryna enjoy some off days before it’s back to work, making music and all that hard stuff. What’s up with you?

I meant more soul-wise, but we can go with that too. I’m just hanging out with my son, living the dad life. You should write a song for us dads.

[whiteboyharding]

sobritt:

 Okay , so yesterday was Mother’s Day. Woo hoo to all the mothers out there , y’all seriously rock !  Truly moms rock and make this world a better place , but how about mom dogs. You know the moms of dogs? Was it kind of also their day too yesterday ? Just wondering because i’m a dog mom and I totally celebrated my day as a mother of two dogs. Is it weird ? Just wondering .. for science.

My wife got double the celebration yesterday because she’s a mom to a human and three pups. We partied hard. What’d you end up doing?