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*Walks into a banned books library*

"Do you have Mein Kampf?"

"N-no, wtf, that book is evil. We have Rupi Kaur."

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When right wing people criticise John Cleese for his nationalism as an old man because "you spent your whole career attacking everything that tried to keep it in place" it just feels unproductive. I'd rather these old liberals wake up and use their final years to give credence to nationalism with their online reach and global fame than just staying a champagne socialist who tweets about how dumb the working class are for wanting to have a country until they die. Getting all up in his tweets like "well it's your fault for being a boundary pushing comedian when you were 29 with a hit show" isn't useful at all.

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It's time I come clean. It has been a burden to keep this secret for so long. I just hope you can all forgive me. I own three funko pops. Yes, that's right. Three. Darth Vader, Chewbacca, Han Solo. It's from about ten years ago. I didn't know what they were, my ex girlfriend's tattoo artist was getting rid of them and asked if I wanted any. I was like "yeah sure whatever, I've seen Star Wars, it's okay I guess." I didn't know, I promise. I didn't use reddit. The soyboy implications were not yet known to me. I thought they were just normal merch. Now they are in my possession like a cursed object from an ancient tomb.

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Dodos were hunted to extinction because they were fundamentally evil birds, I mean look at them. If that thing wasn't a host for the disembodied spirits of the nephilim, I don't know what is.

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It was funny with the eclipse yesterday where some people are so susceptible to fear that they legit think taking a one second glance will make them go blind because some experts went on tv and said "NEVER look at the eclipse unless you have a pair of special ECLIPSE GLASSES™ (sold on Amazon!)" and now they think the sun has magical powers to make you instablind if you look up even once. It's like they're afraid to live. Looking at the ground the whole time, looking through colanders to see shadows move on a piece of paper, plato's cave eclipse style, instead of taking a couple of quick glances up or daring to use an unapproved viewing method. Same mindset that led to people refusing to leave the house unless they were double masked up. Experts could tell people it is not safe to drink without a straw and they would never go strawless again, despite going their entire life drinking normally before that.

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The last time we had an eclipse like this here, I was 6 and my dad was my current age. We were on a canal boat for a summer holiday with my mum, dad, sister and both sets of grandparents. There was a show we watched back then called Rosie and Jim, puppets on a canal boat. Now I'm a grown man with a job. There is nothing quite like a celestial event to bittersweetly remind you of the passage of time.

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I would take a million south sudanese into the us if it meant keeping you out. At least they’re not fat and hairy like you and actually look good. You look more like the cousin fuckers you hate. That’s that caucasoidal hypocrisy. Violent neanderthal.

Fat?

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I'm telling you now while it's in the early days. Get ready to see every institution and corporation in the west write black as Black when referring to blacks, as the same real world app update tactic that led to the immediate implementation of the rainbow flag with all the extra shit being literally everywhere is now being used for this too. Nothing is organic.

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Discussions online suck now because zoomers and boomers each have no concept of complexity. If you criticise Islam you are an Israel supporting shill who is paid by Netanyahu to spread lies (zoomer take). If you criticise Israel or jews broadly, you are a hamas supporting pro-palestine liberal (boomer take). Why can't things be judged based on what is said rather than making assumptions out of what is unsaid?

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would you date an adjective person with features or qualities?

No I only date featureless voids (foids for short)

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Would you date a white woman but she has BPD or Bipolar.

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would u date black woman but she is only a quarter (black grandparent) and looks mostly white ?

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Nolan legit could have been one of the best if he kept making things like Memento but he decided to start making movies with the colour grading and thematic depth of superbowl ads and now his work has the aesthetic quality of E.T. when they find him all grey and shit

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They really are doing the 1984 "it has always been this way" thing all the time every single day and I'm calling these retards out whenever I see it.

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I see you dating a blonde slavic woman in the future.. we shall stay tuned *jewish hand rubbing* 👩🏻‍🦲+👱‍♀️= 👧🏼 👶🏻

The jews are threatening me with a slavic gf

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Would u date a woman with dyed hair but its an unnatural color like pink or green or something

Yeah if they shared my views but what are the odds of that? They're like poison dart frogs. I think green would be the most likely to kill me.

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When you see some chatgtp screed and all the comments are "well said 👏🏻" and "so well put 👏🏻"