Deserving, Undeserving

Bronson Butler | Junior | Douchebag-ish Great Lord of the Underworld Here's to hoping...

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No. Not today...

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We could have a school just for them! So cute!

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Athena will be their teacher. Apollo too. 

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Friendly reminder that I too speak and read Greek. Enjoy the rest of your day.

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No one cares. Have a nice day.

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Oh, I’ll have to watch it then, and yeah, maybe the kids would look like that. Poor kids, they would be bullied.

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They can be home schooled in Olympus.

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Fine… Who is Penelope? Is it a movie?

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It is. The main character is a girl with a snout of a pig.

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Please don't tell me a bad dream is involved...

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What would the babies look like, anyway? stop stressing the humans, Bronson!  Oh wait, I think I have a pretty good idea.

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I'll think about it. Like Penelope...

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Of course, you would be the one to tell MTV. Or she can appear on that Maury show! “I got a pig pregnant and the owner is my ex-wife”

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Based on the DNA test...YOU ARE THE FATHER!

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This is why you’re my favorite brother. 

Uh no, MTV would want to make a tv show out of the situation and I don’t want Viola to become a celebrity pig.

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Anything for you, Mary. 

I would totally watch that though. Pig and Pregnant.

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She could go rot in a hole or something?

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You’re disgusting, it’s like you’re taking sick joy in this. 

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So are you. And if you're intelligent enough, you would know that a smile doesn't necessarily mean joy. Oh wait. You're a Richards...so yeah, no wonder.

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It was, right? Trying so hard not to be mean about her, or make a joke.

Viola likes me, so I don’t think she’s the reincarnation of one of Zeus’ lovers, but who knows? And she doesn’t leave my sight, so I don’t think those two will get it on.

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I can be mean for the both of us.

And good for the both of you. We don't want a surprise pregnancy now, do we?

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Private: Friendship revoked. Don't talk to me. Don't acknowledge me. You are too cruel for me to love again.

Private: This is not our old home. You're free to go whenever...don't forget to take you melodramatics with you.

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She could go rot in a hole or something?

That girl has a family who loves her and are worried sick and you talk about her rotting in a hole? What the fuck is wrong with you? 

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You should ask her the same thing...If she's not rotten yet.

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It’s her area of expertise and all, right? Aww that’s great, can I go meet her? And you can meet Viola, as long as Cerby doesn’t eat her.

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Her area of expertise? Oh god...no comment.

I don't see why not though...Although I do hope that Zeus hadn't slept with Viola yet...the things you learn in Mythology...

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Maybe they need Ella’s help? I don’t know, let’s change the subject. What happened to the monkey?

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Ella...pfft...you have got to be kidding me...As for Banana, Luke asked me to take care of her for the time being.

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Those two just need to be apart for a while. Or maybe forever

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Now this time, I choose the latter.

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I had forgotten that breakups are messy. At least he’s progressing right? I just want him to smile again and be his bubbly self.

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Mhmm...and she could go rot in a hole or something.