SOUL TECTONICS

Textbook definition of a fuck up,more colloquially called dirk. < ASK x NAV >

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insulam started following you

Welcome to the blog, Jade. 

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no actually i do mind

fear is a very personal subject that id prefer not disclosing in such a public setting perhaps if you contact me privately we could discuss things but im not so keen on it right now

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Alright I guess. Just hit me up whenever you're in the mood. And try melatonin; it might help with those sleeping problems kid.

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caeluskind replied to your post: caeluskind started following you Hey, welcome to...

why would i slip?? :o

A few years ago I would've responded with something rather tasteless and tacky about my slick mannerisms possibly being the cause for your fall, but I'm passed that now. 

I polished the floor and already I've spilled soda on my way to my room.

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Alright, I'm doing the thing. The social thing.

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caeluskind started following you

Hey, welcome to the blog. Don't slip on your way in.

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geostoner started following you

You have a cactus named Jeff. I think this is all I need to know about your person.

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im embarrassed as hell by the direction my mind took me in reading those first few words

well anyways the feelings mutual bro so welcome to the blog ill be your knight etc etc

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Nothing's embarrassing about imagining a pretty sweet lookin' dude licking vanilla icecream off his fingers.

(You're welcome.)

[randomegbert]

i didn’t say daves, i said striders. you’re a strider, so that means i can make orders of you too.

maybe i’ll order karkat the whole set, regular dave, discount dave, and of course dirk. sure, he probably wouldn’t know what to do with all the striders, but i don’t really care because he’s the one who will be getting charged.

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That's almost a picture perfect plan except that I'm not really up for letting another iteration of me potentially sabotage my or someone else's life. Even if that's the intended purpose of my self-clone.

Not that I'm all that bad really. I guess just mildly grating on the nerves after  a while.

[scuttlekind]

yea, well you could still drop a line to another antisocial person like yourself.

hint. that’s me.

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Will do. Sounds like a better way to spend my evening than what I'm doing right now.

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affranchi started following you

Don't get many visitors around here, much less Roses. Welcome.

[scuttlekind]

you are just an enigma, aren’t you. 

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I have to keep up with appearances you know.

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I've just been informed of the fact that my neighbor bought too much Sunkist and needs someone to finish it up. Brb.