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PLAGIARISM IS NOT “COOL” OR “RELATABLE” AND IF YOU DO NOT RECANT THIS STATEMENT I WILL BE FORCED TO UTILIZE APPROPRIATE REACTIVE MEASURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can never decide how to tag Good Content so please lend your wisdom do you prefer ship name megasound or megawave

assumption: anonymous is referring to shorthand for relationship between self (soundwave, hi) and lord megatron? if so: name ‘megasound’ seems more reasonable, since name ‘megawave’ could refer to lord megatron and any number of other individuals possessing designations including sequence ‘wave’ (shockwave, heatwave, tidal wave, blastwave, airwave, laserwave, microwave, macrowave, do-the-wave, etc)

megaytrontransformers

Ah yes, Sex Appeal…

#anonymous #requested data #Some Of These Are Gifs And Some Are Not

lord megatron please do not cheat on me with a samsung brand microwave oven

Offer me a scientific analysis for why Megatron is gorgeous (because i LEGIT had someone tell me hes the worst character so i need FACTS)

well FIRST of all:

speaking of which,

and NEED i remind you,

of course i could never leave out,

so essentially, in closing,

i can never decide how to tag Good Content so please lend your wisdom do you prefer ship name megasound or megawave

assumption: anonymous is referring to shorthand for relationship between self (soundwave, hi) and lord megatron? if so: name ‘megasound’ seems more reasonable, since name ‘megawave’ could refer to lord megatron and any number of other individuals possessing designations including sequence ‘wave’ (shockwave, heatwave, tidal wave, blastwave, airwave, laserwave, microwave, macrowave, do-the-wave, etc)

#anonymous #requested data

I suppose you all desire a reward for your loyalty? Though I doubt your loyalty is of much worth, I do seem to be lacking better things to do at the moment.

What do you fleshlings want? I will provide within my abilities.

overlord-surgeus

Legs. And arms. I wanna give dad a hug. Promise I’ll stay out of your lab.

Hm. It is true that you’ve avoided being a nuisance for a while at this point.

I will require @soundgay‘s permission as your legal guardian, however.

soundwave: respects offsprings right to physical autonomy. will allow two (2) of these appendages:

and one (1) set of spring-powered mobility enhancers:

to be attached to frame and fully wired to impulse transmitters, allowing at-will usage of given mechanical functions

overlord-surgeus

Can my grabby arms have elbows and ball and socket shoulder joints? I still gotta hug you properly

(INSERT STOCK AUDIO CLIP OF LONG SIGH).......affirmative

I suppose you all desire a reward for your loyalty? Though I doubt your loyalty is of much worth, I do seem to be lacking better things to do at the moment.

What do you fleshlings want? I will provide within my abilities.

overlord-surgeus

Legs. And arms. I wanna give dad a hug. Promise I’ll stay out of your lab.

Hm. It is true that you’ve avoided being a nuisance for a while at this point.

I will require @soundgay‘s permission as your legal guardian, however.

soundwave: respects offsprings right to physical autonomy. will allow two (2) of these appendages:

and one (1) set of spring-powered mobility enhancers:

to be attached to frame and fully wired to impulse transmitters, allowing at-will usage of given mechanical functions

memories

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @soundgay is a good person and deserves many good things.

iacon-stargazer

@soundgay

how nice of tumblr dot decepticon. it better fucking put its money where its mouth is Real Soon Though

*rubs fleshy little hands on keyboard* I DEFY YOUR LAWS ROBOT MAN

you say this now, while you still have BLOOD, but you will not be laughing once your day of reckoning arrives

Fool™️. my lack of blood will only make me stronger. YOU HAVE FREED ME FROM MY MORTAL LIMITATIONS!

do not lie to me i know what blood is for. without it you will not be able to extend your limbs by manipulating their local hydrostatic pressure levels. this will render you incapable of most physical motion, and most importantly, using your fleshy little hands to type words on line

im a full blooded italian, i NEVER know when to quit. if i did, my pizza license would be revoked (tho I dont like pizza anyways, so it wouldnt be much of a loss) TASTE MY STUBBORNNESS THRU THIS FLIMSY SCREEN! happy 4th of july btw (i hate fireworks)

you are about to be a no-blooded italian if you continue along this line of tomfoolery

#how ARE googly eyes.#WHY are googly eyes #who are googly eyes............#anonymous #requested data

Welcome back! How are the googly eyes

if i knew the answer to that question i would be a god in this pitiful realm. alas the several million terabytes of data currently at my disposal are not enough

*renders stated action into reality* :)

you just never know when to quit i see