#your-future-robot-overlord

[obligatorymorningfart]

Something smelled like piss on my clothes today and while I was trying to figure out what it was “stanky tanky” kept repeating through my head so thanks for that

I’m sorry your clothes were smelling like piss but thank you for sharing that with me, that kind of stuff always means a lot.

[normal-horoscopes]

Curious, is it alright to go to cemeteries at night? I offer the spent tea bag from my cup of tea and memories of an old friend.

IF THEYRE OPEN AND YOU’RE RESPECTFUL YES

LET THE DEAD REST

[velka-art]

Yo Clembrane my biological dad sucks, wanna join my imaginary dad squad and adopt me?

[dailydoseoflogic]

You’re my hero and speak the truth 👌🏻

I make it a habit to do so, yes.

[soundgay]

Dad gimme a hug pls I missed you

oh very well

[darkandlightsides]

Hey just keep in mind this new company may *seem* promising, but that just means they hide their dangers. At Aperture you join BECAUSE of the dangers. We don’t hide diddly squat. So just be careful.

I suppose you’re right on that note... But I don’t think i’m in danger. I’ll still be careful though.  Thank you, And.. take care of Adon and Chad for me.

[bukbot]

Burger King foot lettuce

King foot lettuce…..

[normal-horoscopes]

Ey, cool. So I ask: 1) I have a deck that was given to me a few years ago and I have not used it yet. What’s the best way to start tarot reading? I want to use it for personal use and maybe close friends. Specifically, I want to connect with my higher power/protector. 2) Any thoughts as to working on developing psychic abilities? Not sure of anything particular yet, but something I want to dabble with and explore. Thank you, Bones. I give you a lollipop.

1) PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE DIVINATION IS A MEDITATIVE SKILL AND WORKS BEST WHEN YOU DONT THINK ABOUT IT

2) THAT IS BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR PATRON THERE ARE AS MANY WAYS TO WORSHIP AS THERE ARE THINGS TO WORSHIP 

3) THATS A TERRIBLY BROAD QUESTION THAT I CANT EFFECTIVELY ANSWER