Everytime I get up when relaxed the poprocks in my joints trigger, waking my family in an instant

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Everytime I get up when relaxed the poprocks in my joints trigger, waking my family in an instant
Jeeesus christ my phone has so much gay porn on it it isn't even funny at this point
Purplegirl is the best youtuber in the history of the internet and I stand by that opinion
Fuck it, thia joke to me is like BoardWalk Burgers to Moistcr1tikal.
Springtrap started a Twitch channel, call that the Man behind the Poggers
Man behind the HellSpawn
Face Reveal
The Living Tombstone makes songs for Motivated Procrastinators and I love that about him
Military time is the only true way to tell time. Currently 21:23 and my cat is a whore for pets
Okay, this is TMI But I have to Vent. I fucking hate my penis, so I was Circumcised but I have a little bit of Foreskin left, a small flap at the front of my cock exists so I have to clean of tiny amounts of little Dick Cheese and it feels so Fucking Wierd using my Tweezers to Grasp on to my little Smeglets and throw them into the toilet with all my other cum, why couldn't my docter Massacre my Cock Properly!?
Fuck you @gamestop and @metacriticblog for hating on spyborgs with a Mediocre review, @ign you are the only one with the concept of Taste in good video games.
Anyone else have a vivid mental screenshot of when they first started Minecraft? Like I can be 78 years old with severe Dementia but if you ask me "what was the first thing you saw in minecraft" I'll say "oh, I spawned in a Spruce Forest with 2 trees on the left foreground, 1 tree on the right foreground, the backround has 5 or 6 trees in the backround, and passed that was a beach with an Oak forest across the lake."
Yo a few years ago I would say Metal Gear Solid 3 was my favorite, then a few months ago it would've been The Phantom Pain, but now, now Raiden has stolen my god damned heart, Metal Gear Rising for LIFE!