hiya bells! <3 we used to be mutuals when i was a part of sdmn tumblr and we’re pretty close but i went on hiatus due to some mental problems and such. i miss you and the others a lot stg, but i am unfortunately not returning as a sidemen fan/writer. it’s no longer my calling. but i want you to know i love you a lot 💖
hi lovely!!
i too am no longer a sidemen writer, i've tried a couple times but it just doesn't come to me anymore. I don't even watch them that much either anymore :/
I hope you're doing better, and I do miss parts of the community we had too! please know that I'll always answer messages on here that are sent to my DMs (if you ever want to talk!!)
I'm so sorry I haven't posted anything in agesss but I've been very much preoccupied with university and writer's block but this came to me after reading @sour--disposition 's fic on a similar idea!
In this, the reader is a mcyt/streamer and Tommyinnit's sister and dating Ethan.
Y/H/T (your hometown)
Y/A (your age)
Y/H (your height)
You were sat in the green room, idly scrolling through twitter responding to replies from fans and your friends, waiting for one of the crew to let you know it was your turn. Everyone else had already had their turn, returning to recount the lines used by the boys through laughter.
Originally you weren’t meant to be in the video but one of the girls had pulled out last minute so the boys had asked you to fill in the spot. As Ethan’s girlfriend you’d agreed to take part because you thought it would be funny to be involved instead of just being behind the camera.
Emma came back into the room, drawing you out of your thoughts, “good luck Y/N, I think you’ll need it.”
You smiled at her before getting up to follow the crew member into the shoot room. As soon as you walked in, the boys cheered. You stepped onto the footprints and looked at the camera to introduce yourself.
“Hi. I’m Y/N, from Y/H/T and I’m Y/A,” you looked at the line of your friends in front of you, “do your worst boys.”
Simon stepped up to the cut out first, trying to hide his smile, causing you to smirk back at him.
“Hi. I’m Simon, I’m 28 and I’m taller than Ethan,” he deadpanned, looking straight at you.
Alongside the other boys, you burst out laughing at Simon’s line, as Ethan made noises of insult from further back.
You stopped laughing enough to respond, “I mean the thing is, you’re right. So I’m gonna go for yes.”
The laughter resumed as Simon went to the right, flipping off your boyfriend as he went when JJ went up next. You took a deep breath, steeling yourself for what your friend was going to say.
He looked at you, “I’m JJ, I’m 27 and um, I’m not a weatherman but you can expect a few more inches tonight.”
“Oh God I feel sorry for your girlfriend, “you replied with a small laugh, “I think you might be exaggerating with a few inches there JJ.”
JJ put his hand to his chest, staggering back into Stephen at your response.
“It’s a hard no for me JJ. Not sorry,” you decided, dramatically swiping your hand to the left.
He moved over to the left, with an overdramatic pout, “I will never recover from this Y/N.”
“I’m sure your ego is big enough to survive this,” you smiled at him sarcastically, “who’s next?”
Stephen stepped up to the footprints, “I’m Stephen, I’m 25 and- you know what? Nah.”
You looked at him in shock as he went over to JJ whilst the others descended into laughter, Simon falling over and a couple of the others leaning on each other for support.
You pointed an accusing finger at him, “you know what? I expected that from Freezy but not you Stephen. I’m disappointed.”
“What did I do for this slander?” Cal protested.
“We haven’t got the time to explain that,” Lux laughed.
Tobi was next up, “Hi Y/N.”
“Afternoon.”
“I’m Tobi, I’m 27 and I’m 6 foot tall.”
You looked at him with amusement, “Ethan how tall am I?”
“Y/H,” he replied with a matching look.
“I thought so. If you’re 6 foot Tobi then I must fucking snow white,” you answered, pointing him towards the no side, “that’s just a bold faced lie.”
After Tobi came Callux who you knew was gonna be using a pick up line, “give us your worst then Lux.”
“The standards are high Y/N?” Asked Simon, currently the only when who you’d said yes to.
“We’ve established the bar is in hell, I’m dating Ethan,” you deadpanned, smirking at the laughter that followed.
Cal began after you’d all recovered, “I’m Calum, I’m 29. I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?”
You nodded, “yeah sure. Come here and I’ll break your leg in 2.”
Lux looked at you in complete shock whilst you just stared back at him, “off to the left you go Luxxy.”
Following him was Vik, “I’m Vik, I’m 25 and I play minecraft.”
“I mean I think Tommy would disown me if I said no but because you’re also an mcyt I feel I’m legally required to swipe right,” you explained, gesturing to the right.
Finally it was the turn of Ethan. He stepped up to the cut out and looked at you. You stared straight back at him, not breaking eye contact.
“Are they having a fucking staring contest?” Exclaimed JJ.
You nodded, “and I won.”
“I’m Ethan, I’m 24 but I’m pretty sure you know that. If you swipe left then I’ll no longer give you access to my wardrobe.”
You sucked the air in between your teeth, “see as funny as it would be for me to swipe left that is not something I’m willing to risk.”
You put your hands in a heart as he joined the other boys. He smiled back to you and you knew you’d be stealing the very t-shirt he was wearing later.
As Freezy stepped up you took a sip of water from the bottle in hand, “Hi. I’m Cal, I’m 26 and I’m also taller than Behzinga.”
Ethan put his middle finger up at Freezy which made you nearly spit the water from your mouth. You managed to swallow the water before pointing a threatening finger at your boyfriend warning him to behave.
“It just isn’t funny when you steal the joke Freezy. But I guess that’s why most your content isn’t,” you mused, siding him to the left.
He staggered into JJ who brought him to the floor as he ‘died’ at your take down.
“You’ve managed to kill 2 of them today Y/N. I hope you’re proud,” Ethan huffed.
You nodded, “yeah and now I’ll steal all their subscribers. Thank you KSI for your help, Freezy less so.”
“Can we have her removed from the set please?” JJ complained, “she’s destroying all of us.”
Vik shook his head, laughing, “it’s hilarious.”
“Only because you’re on the other side of it, fam!”
A crew member called out to you all, “can we move on to Harry please.”
When your best mate stepped up with his upside down notebook you burst out laughing, “I’m sorry Bog. Please continue.”
“Um, I’m Harry, I’m 24 and I actually have a poem for you.”
“Let’s hear it then.”
Harry cleared his throat to read, “Roses are red, the sun is bright, Y/N can’t play bedwars, she is so shite.”
“Insulting her doesn’t work,” shouted Stephen.
You flipped him off, “shut up Stephen. See I have some issues here. On one hand, you’re insulting me Harry but it’s also true. Plus, I actually wrote that poem Harry.”
The others 'ooed’ teasingly at your point before you continued, “but because it’s you I’m gonna say yes.”
He gave a little cheer and joined the others on the right, fist bumping Ethan.
The last one left was Josh, who you were praying wasn’t going to say anything weird given that you saw him like a brother.
“I’m Josh, I’m 29 and… no I just can’t do it. It’s too weird,” Josh laughed and walked to the right.
You breathed out a sigh of relief, “I’ll be honest I’m quite glad for that.”
With the boys all sorted to either side, the shoot was finally over and you were all free to go back to your flats.
You arrived back at your apartment to take a shower and change into Ethan’s t-shirt with a pair of leggings before joining him on the sofa to order takeaway and pick a movie.
He slid his arm easily around your shoulders, pulling you into him, allowing you to rest your head on his shoulder. You closed your eyes, the exhaustion of the long day finally hitting you.
“Thank you for being in the video,” Ethan murmured in your ear.
You smiled into his shoulder, “it was fun. Any opportunity to take the piss out of the boys.”
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