[waffle-bubbles]

It’s just me and my silly murder detective shows against the world <3

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Lucie: You know, Aimé gives Stunia flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too

Caïn: ...Okay

*Later*

Caïn: *gives Stunia flowers*

Stunia: ???

Caïn: I don't know, I'm confused as well

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Legrand: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant

Camille *stirring a cup of tea aggressively*: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you

Caïn *who broke into their house an hour ago*: Two sugars please

Camille: Coming right up

[sourceofcain]

Caïn: If I die, I want Mirabeau to lower me into my grave, so he can let me down one last time

[sourceofcain]

Gaëlle: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk

Gaëlle: *cuts piece of cake*

Ben: ...Can I have some?

Gaëlle: Cake is for talkers

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Caïn: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need

Caïn: Not all this, "How did you get into my house?" business

Lucie: (-_-)

[sourceofcain]

Lucie: Aimé, we need that!

Legrand *holding Caïn over a trash can*: Nope.

Lucie: Gimme it—

Legrand: It’s garbage

[sourceofcain]

Lucie: What should I do?

Caïn: *holds out hand* May I suggest dinner with a friend?

Lucie: Well, none of my friends are available, so I guess I'll have to go with you

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Caïn: B!tch

Mirabeau: *Blocked*

Caïn: Wait, unblock me. I need to tell you something

Mirabeau: *Unblocked*

Caïn: B!tch

[sourceofcain]

Lucie: Caïn? I thought you were dead!?

Caïn: No, just in deep cover

Lucie: ...But it was an open casket?

Caïn: It was very deep cover

[sourceofcain]

Legrand: What happened to Caïn?

Lucie: He died

Legrand: He what?

Borel: He died, but he's okay

Legrand: ...Can you please clarify?

Stunia: Clarification is for the weak

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Caïn: I don't want to tell you to clean your room again!

Ben: ...but you will, right?

Caïn: Oh, for sure

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Ben *to Camille*: If papa doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on this boat, I will give you my next paycheque

Caïn *within 5 minutes of getting on the boat*: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!

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Caïn: I'll have to put on my best outfit

Caïn: Say, Lucie, when you dream of me, what am I wearing? ;)

Lucie: An ant hill

[buglvr24]

hey guys have you ever heard of THE CHARACTER. i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. honestly can’t even get shit done because i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. i’m listening to a song and imagining THE CHARACTER. all i know and love is THE CHARACTER

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Caïn *on the phone*: I want to talk to Gaëlle

Wilcker: Caïn, you're wasting your time. Gaëlle doesn't wish to speak to you

Caïn: Where's your Yuletide spirit?

Caïn: Haven't you heard of peace on Earth?

Caïn: To men of goodwill?

Wilcker: But *you* are not men of goodwill

Caïn: I AM SO MEN OF GOODWILL! I WANT TO TALK TO MY WIFE!