waffle._.bubbles

Autistic Loser, 21 He/They Gay ace trans man • DnP, Transformers, MH, Maurice, etc

[pwlanier]

Basalt Pebble Carved as a Mouflon, Indus Valley, 3rd millennium BC.

Courtesy Alain Truong

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[sgt-cookie-2]

Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

[1eos]

[shmeemin]

commission for blucifer over on vgen!! ☆⌒(*＾-゜)v

(being asked to draw klance heated rivalry, let alone paid real money for it... my dreams have truly come true)

[waffle-bubbles]

My best friend agrees that I would make a good femboy AND a good lesbian

[waffle-bubbles]

If trans men can be lesbians, why can’t trans women be gay men

[aueua]

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

[danandphilupdates]

phil tweet

18/7/26

[me----irl]

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[tomorrowisyesterday119]

Heated Rivalry is a closed door hockey romance in the sense that they fade to black on the hockey. The sex is explicit, but the hockey is implied.

[eraserheadadult]

when you go to the gender clinic you can ask about being buried alive left to scream and claw at the lid of your coffin until you emerge into your real body & your real name but idk if it's covered by insurance

[waffle-bubbles]

If you’re driving a big truck on a two-lane highway and you’re not turning left, there’s no reason for you to be in the pass lane. Let cars pass you.

[courierrsix]

[waffle-bubbles]

@kurapikadoe

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[teaboot]

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[waffle-bubbles]

@kurapikadoe

[kurapikadoe]

i would NEVER do this

[waffle-bubbles]

That’s not what you said in the discord 2 days ago

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[waffle-bubbles]

@kurapikadoe