Happy KageHina Day everyone! Me and RC are back, with a brand new, cheesy, and very NSFW tale :D
It’s late on a regular, everyday, end of the week Friday night, and Kageyama Tobio is fucking starving.
Not for actual food, although his stomach keeps rumbling in a way that tells him he should probably start to pay attention to it soon—but he’s too distracted for that right now. Because tonight, Kageyama hungers not for sustenance, but for revenge.
He’s been calling Sakanoshita Pizza all week with little success, so the fires of injustice burn hot in him tonight. And now, finally, the time of reckoning has come.
Exactly one week ago, Kageyama had decided to order a pizza from that damned place. He’d had a long day at school, an even longer volleyball practice, and all he wanted to do was collapse on the shitty couch in his shitty dorm apartment and eat something unhealthy and pass out for the evening.
He’d been so excited for that pizza—simple and sweet, pepperoni and extra cheese. He could see the golden yellow strands in his mind, how they’d literally melt and drip off the slice when he picked it up out of the box, coated in a deliciously tangy underlayer of tomato sauce, the pepperoni scattered over the top, just a little on the crunchy side, meat crisped at each round, juicy perimeter. His mouth had literally watered just thinking about it.
Hardly able to stand it, he decided to take a nap. When he woke up, there was still no pizza—no knock on the door had sounded to wake him up. So he waited. And waited. Eventually, he’d called the shop, but they said the delivery boy was already on the way. And finally, when Kageyama had given up, deciding to shower and make a sad meal of meager instant noodles, the doorbell rang.
He’d already been in the shower when he heard it. Swearing, with nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist, he’d run to open it. And for the first time, he’d laid his eyes… on him.
Hinata Shouyou, the cutest pizza delivery boy in the entire city. But also, unfortunately, the absolute worst.