Student Quote Book

Dedicated to the entertaining randomness of my students. 

[southernoceanblue]

You should have been one of the suicidal sperm.

BEST INSULT EVER from a Year 9 girl.

[southernoceanblue]

That wasn't me, that was your butt!

Year 10 girl to another accusing her of knocking a chair off the desk.

[southernoceanblue]

She's great, but she's not 'hot-air balloon ride' great.

Year 10 girl trying to think of a birthday present for her friend.

[southernoceanblue]

Miss, I have some important cake issues to sort out!

Holly, the Cake-Making Queen.

[southernoceanblue]

It's a never-ending cycle of DEATH!

Keira, having an existential crisis.

[southernoceanblue]

Oh my God, my lung box almost fell out!

Ella, after an unpleasant cough.

[southernoceanblue]

Babies are nutrient rich.

Ben.

[southernoceanblue]

THAT'S what I've wondered all my life: what type of fruit with googly eyes best suits my personality...

Liam.

[southernoceanblue]

Can you get some work out please."  Me.   "Honestly Miss, you're lucky if there's ANYTHING in my bag.

Year 13 boy.

[thefrogman]

I feel like a theme is developing today. 

Comic by Gemma Correll  [ website | twitter | facebook | instagram ]

For Evernote. 

[studywithlexa-blog]

@athenastudying @geograblr

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

i went from tv peak to laundry valley to the social media forest today. this is scarily accurate stop calling me out

[st-eve-barnes]

I get lost in the social media forest way too often.

[southernoceanblue]

A bit of Amy Winehouse on a Thursday morning can't hurt."

Keira.

[southernoceanblue]

Don't look at me while I'm drawing.

Keira.

[southernoceanblue]

I was a little tanned goddess when I was younger - I really had a thing for fluoro.

Abbie.

[southernoceanblue]

It's not a "suicide forest" if you kill Jono.  Then it's a Murder Forest.

Jaime.

[southernoceanblue]

Maybe it's 'cos I'm a sexist pig?

Year 12 boy.

[southernoceanblue]

You can't save every chip, Miss.

Rowen, leaving a trail of abandoned potato chips.

[southernoceanblue]

You can't arrest someone for a metaphor...can you?"