Grace

I like dragon age & animal crossing. Feminist. Prochoice. Jewish.

[sowecalleditlove-blog]

CSA? daddy or uncle?

I hope you die

[sowecalleditlove-blog]

why wont you answer youre asks

Because I dont use tumblr anymore. Having people purposefully trigger me to get me to me physically harm myself and have psychotic breaks isnt safe or healthy or fun.

[pixieo]

fall is here! 🍂🍂

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

[koric]

Please don’t treat First Nations / Native American people like fantasy creatures when you meet us for the first time, we’re real.

[pr1nceshawn]

[lordandgodoftheobvious]

“Wrestle Me for America You Thieving White Shit” will never not be funny.

[skarchomp]

when ur straight friend about to do something stupid

[hoooshii-deactivated20231002]

WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD

[william-snekspeare]

the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them

[morefunthanb4]

[tittytron]

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

[ironbound-oberon]

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

[lifeisaroughjourney]

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

[cheaphalloweencostume]

just learned that jean-jacques rousseau was so deeply deeply obsessed with being spanked - such a spank maniac if you will, that he used to drop trou and sprint backwards ass first at unsuspecting women on the off chance their first instinct would be to spank his bare ass

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i know this because he published it in his biography. he was an extremely influential philosopher and this is his story as he chose to share it

[lieutenantfish]

The world is a rich tapestry.

[57circlesofhell-deactivated2016]

If you’re ever worded about your embarrassing shitposts coming back to haunt you, please remember that this influential philosopher literally told people in his own autobiography about his very shameable kink.

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

time to kinkshame the Enlightenment

[unclefather]

Let me tell you a story about myself, when I was in middle school I was a bit of an exaggerator just because I wanted people to like me and I wanted to have friends so one time, my neighbor (now best friend of 10 years) came over to hangout with me after school and we were hungry so naturally I was like “oh yeah I’m a great cook I can make us some food” so I poured tortilla chips on a plate and sprinkled Mexican blend shredded cheese on top and put it in the microwave. And as it’s microwaving I told my friend “yeah, I was featured on the food network for these nachos” and now whenever we go out anywhere and we get nachos, my mom and my best friend always bring up my food network nachos

[vaporize-employers]

@department-of-motor-vehicles remember that time you told your whole class you had a bunch of horses and when they saw your house and asked where your horses were you told them they went south for the winter 

[unclefather]

tell me more stories about things you lied about as a kid so I don’t feel bad about my food network nachos

[marshmallno]

my brother told his class that we kept a flamethrower in our garage & when the kids asked my mom about it she would tell them the same thing

[unclefather]

This isn’t unbelievable

[jovian-sawshark]

i lived in alaska as a kid, and when i moved to ohio i convinced my 1st grade classmates that there were giant pink alaskan snakes that lived in igloos in the woods

[unclefather]

Alaskan bull worms

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar

[thebootydiaries]

nice

[thebootydiaries]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

boys loving boys is possibly the very most goodest thing out there. magnificent

[strawberry-teacup]

What about girls loving girls?

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[roxicodonelalonde]

Girls loving girls is better js

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[bubblegum-pwussay]

Kevin Hart is so trifling to me like he left his wife as soon as he start making real money and she was the one that helped his career because he never wanted to do standup and she told him too. Like thats why I never agree with helping a man with his business because they will drop you as soon as they get money. There are very few men who stay with their current gf or wife when they become millionaires. I also think it shows what kind of person that guy really is

[douxnoirsucre-deactivated201703]

!!!!

[complexsugar-deactivated2016101]

That ex wife is probably very happy because she gets plenty of child support, had a show, received a brand new car and he bought her a new house! Shit I’ll be happy for him to leave me and I still get money lmao

[edennebelle]

I agree that men rarely stay with the first woman. I always come across memes about how women need to help build and be apart of a mans success story. And that’s cute and everything. But it’s idealistic. I know from my own personal life experience with older/married/divorced men that once a man reaches a certain pt in life/his career he is not even the same person he was in the beginning and is not even COMPATIBLE with the woman he started his journey with. It’s sad, yes, but it happens.

This is something I’ve observed many times and is often displayed in the media. “Waiting to Exhale”, Kevin Hart, Steve Harvey, and countless others. This is why I refuse to date men my age now and be some mans struggle chick, ride or die, or whatever else. They don’t value that as much as WE do/think. They really will dip out on you, if they see it fit for THEIR life/success. Men are more practical that way.

I’d rather wait until a man has secured himself first (and myself, also) instead of being drug through the trenches/struggle and then left hanging. I believe women will save themselves a lot of time and heartache by doing this. Ppl love to bash and joke about wife #2, but really the joke is on wife #1. It’s sad, but it will not be me.

[bubblegum-pwussay]

I never even thought about the not compatible anymore thing. And people love to bash the woman instead of the man everybody is talking shit about Kevin Harts 2nd wife but they not saying nothing about him. Majority of the 2nd wives are the ones that put themselves first and their careers they know men are trifling and they always get theirs. I hate that ride or die shit cause men NEVER I MEAN NEVER DO THAT FOR WOMAN.

[edennebelle]

@bubblegum-pwussay 😂😂😂🙌🏾 yes about knowing that men are trifling and getting yours. like, im not saying leaving anybody is okay, but let’s be real about it.

[bubblegum-pwussay]

If sex work teaches you anything its that men really will use and abuse us woman and think nothing of it. I pick being a gold digger anyday over the girl thats guna be your mother and do the work for ya.

[douxnoirsucre-deactivated201703]

^ The gospel.

[secretloverxoxo]

If anyone is unclear about what “jumping to conclusions” means, read this post 😂

[bubblegum-pwussay]

@ambitiousvixen what are you even talking about?

[secretloverxoxo]

It’s interesting how everyone is all “Kevin Hart ain’t shit” but nobody knows what took place in the first marriage. That is all.

[bubblegum-pwussay]

The reason people say that is because his ex-wife talked about their relationship in detail on tv. But okay say she was lieing and its not obvious that he left after becoming a multi millionaire the post in general is about how men drop their gf or wife when they become successful so if you didnt have anything to contribute you could have just easily ignored this post dont ya think? @ambitiousvixen

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

He literally jokes about the fact that he cheated in his most recent special. 

[byesugar]

All of this. “I’d pick being a gold digger, over being a ride or die any day” 

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

[screengeniuz]

😂

❤️

[enchantechante]

pls let this be the start of a trend

[warbutt]

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life