Here To Dish The Dirt

Hi losers and assholes, here to dish you the dirt. We're here to stir up dirt on people and cause drama. And yes, we do bite so you might want to watch out. Don't get on our bad side.

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who around here do you think is fake?

There are plenty of people, really. I’m just going to go ahead and say everyone. Cause no matter who you are, you’re hiding something.

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What do you think about that not so new kid, Killian? I heard that he was in juvie for a year!

He’s all kinds of hot. Mm. Oooh we’ve got a bad boy on our hands do we? That probably makes him hotter though. Let’s be real here.

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Do you think the Fuinn thing is real or is it just fake?

Oh it’s totally fake all the way. Nobody actually believes that they’re a real couple, do they?

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Quinn - Finn, Jesse, Puckerman

OTP: St. FabrayBROTP: FuinnNOTP: Both Puckerman Brothers

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Marley- Finn, Ryder, Jesse

OTP: Ryley, obviously.BROTP: HudroseNOTP: St. Rose. Nothing personal jesse. Marley would look super cute with anyone really.

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Sebastian - Rachel, Blaine, Dani

Come on guys… There’s a bunch of other people around here. GIVE ME A VARIETY.OTP: SeblaineBROTP: DanbastianNOTP: Smytheberry

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Sam - Marley, Madison, Blaine

OTP: Sarley, they’d be so frickin’ cute together.BROTP: Blam & SamsonThat means there’s no NOTP at all. :)

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Madison - Dani, Harmony, Mason

OTP: I already answered this. McCarthy Twins all the way.BROTP: DanisonSorry Harmison, you’re NOTP for this round

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Dani - Blaine, Madison, Sebastian

BROTP: ALL OF THEMBut out of all of those names OTP is SEBLAINE.

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Finn - Quinn, Berry, Karma

OTP: Finchel, why can't they happen?Maybe: FuinnNOTP: KARMA + FINN.. That’s kind of a scary thought tbh. Isn’t she a total lesbo?

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Mason ➵ Rachel, Sebastian & Madison

I cannot stop laughing because Madison is on this.

OTP: McCarthy Twins for the winBROTP: McSmythe. although they'd make a pretty hot couple.Which leaves McBerry as my NOTP for this round. Sorry Rach. You didn’t win this time.

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Let’s spice things up with a little game since this week seems to be lacking in gossip. Send in a character and three people you ship them with, and i will rank them on a scale of OTP to NOTP. Maybe along the way start a new rumor or two. C’mon McKinley kids, make this blog worth my time. 

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You should stir up some gossip. This place is boring without you.

I most definitely agree. It seems that this place is going to put me to sleep. What’s the gossip? Any interesting couples or hookups? I’m literally bored out of my mind. 

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Hunter is probably a virgin. Maybe thats why he masturbates so much?

Haha probably. Maybe you should ask him about it?

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Puck has no standards what so ever. I bet him and Hunter would get along perfectly. Maybe they should fuck?

That would be some pretty hot sex.

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Lulu just needs a good fuck. Bitch is too uptight, someone do us all a favor please?

You heard the anon. Come help us all out and cool the uptight lady. We think alike, anon! 

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Kurt is the most boring person I've ever met.

Lil bit. He needs to stir up some more drama or something?