Howdy Neighbor!

A fandom-wide contribution page for head canons, for the fans, by the fans.

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hi, may i present: kevin stoley having a crush of sorts on bradley biggle after its revealed he's an alien from another planet? bonus points if bradley likes him back.

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Kyle has 2 reasons for never removing his hat: 1. His grandmother game him that hat before she passed, so he wears it to remember her 2. He REALLY hates his hair

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Stan once walked in on Cartman singing Butters' "Loo loo loo" song while peeing. Cartman begged Stan not to tell Kyle or Butters. Stan will never let Cartman live it down.

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Ike skips class to hang out with Firkle and the other goths. Kyle gets Ike's home work and helps him with it so that he can get good grade and not be in trouble with their mom. Kyle's glad that Ike has a friend, even if he is a goth.

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kenny never has the same face twice, after every rebirth he looks different as he is technically a different person now. similar features sure but he always looks closer to his own sibling than the same person. this is also why he wears his parka so much. at some point he even started to consider his hood to be his "face". he ends up having a really weird sense of self in the long run.

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not really a headcanon, but I just thought this would be helpful for other people to see when they're trying to find the heights. sorry if this isn't allowed or something, but I really felt like it was a useful tool.

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Just a question: I keep seeing a lot of the same headcannons, i was wondering if thats on purpose? -just found this blog oof

It’s based on what people send in, yeah there are some similar/repeated headcanons. I try to not remake ones that have been done but there are so many that I forget what’s been done. 

-Admin B 

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"Leslie Meyers was originally a real person that the ad kidnapped and replaced. The real Leslie was so humiliated afterwards she moved to North Park."

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“Mark Cotswolds still has that hamster ball. He likes to climb into it when he's stressed. Rebecca sometimes steals it for herself.”

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“Rebecca Cotswolds is less ‘whoreish’ now, but she does enjoy dating a boy and breaking his heart every once in a while.”

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“After the bathroom incident Cartman started to question their gender and she ended up identifying as female. This allowed her to feel more comfortable with herself, so she became less angry and bitter.”

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“Craig and Tweek actually can’t stand one another, but Craig stays with Tweek like they are a couple because he knows Tweek needs someone to rely on.”

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“Tweek eventually goes to rehab and it takes a while before he gets over coffee and meth. Whenever he is around coffee, he has violent reactions and he has come close to relapsing. His reactions can last for days.” 

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“When Kenny was young, he died right in front of his parents and brother. The look on their faces were so grief stricken that he wears the parka hood up so he doesn’t have to see anyone’s face like that again.” 

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“Kenny once found a working camera and filmed himself dying but when he reviewed the tape the video was just blank.”

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“During highschool, Stan and Kyle help each other out with any sexual tension and buildup. The first time they helped each other, they couldn’t look eye to eye for a long time.”