Pssst... not to be a conspiracy theorist or anything, But I think your gf might be trying to make you fat and lazy.
Oh Noooooo!!! Hold on I gotta look into this 🕵️
Okay okay okay so I asked @thegwengordon and she assured me that EVERYONE’S girlfriend ties them to the bed and force feeds them so I think it’s okay, her intentions are obviously pure and this is totally normal and above the board girlfriend behavior 💕



















