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group-affiliated but indie friendly peter parker AKA spider-man from marvel comics; written by robin (21+, est, they/he) housing: N/A & rank: N/A

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Back home, NYC was like a homebase for heroes of all kind. Spidey might've been the spunky go-getter from Queens but if New York lost him, there was dozens of others willing to take his place. Well, maybe less willing and more like funneled into the job by association. Iron Man or Captain America may not ENJOY cleaning up Peter's messes but they sure didn't have much of a choice if they CHOOSE to live in the area. Well, that wasn't an issue right now. Really, Peter was surprised at the LACK of costumed vigilantes parading around this place. Such colorful characters he had seen so far and none of them had a spandex'd alter ego? For shame! Looks like he had to make up for that.

Well, maybe not too much, giving where this next interaction began to head. His Spidey-sense alerted him to another body even before Supes could vocally react so Peter quickly swiveled to the side, making sure they didn't collide. Peter swiftly caught himself like a damn acrobat (nice job showing off!) and then stood up to his full height but damn - compared to this shocked but stocky individual, Peter couldn't help but be stooped himself.

"Domain?" Was his first words. Sorry, Supes. There'd be no stopping his chattering from now on. Once it started, there was no stopping it. The whites of his mask tripled in size to emote surprise as Peter laughed sheepishly, hands resting on his hips. "I've only been here for a few weeks, doesn't feel right to call my random wandering about "my domain"." His posture relaxed. He was getting nothing but friendly vibes from this fellow. No need to be on edge. "Also, if you're worried that I heard you monologing to yourself - it's all good man. I'd say....that's what separates the good heroes from the mediocre ones. Narrating things to yourself. Maybe that's just 'cause I do it too. Anyways..." He shrugged. "But to answer your initial question, I'm kinda just going around. There....hasn't been many things for me to get my meddling webs into, you know? You see anything go down?" He furrowed one brow, examining Clark better for a moment. "Also....what's the S stand for?"

[sp1dermensch]

A lot of what she just said didn't make much sense to him honestly but he chalked it up to her being a literal computer. Also, he was too psyched and excited (and nerded out) to really care about whether or not he understood the intricacies of what she just explained.

"To be honest, I'm not familiar with many computer people." He poised a hand under his chin, thinking, before continuing, "So, I guess it's an honor to meet one. "Nice shirt, by the way." He then moves his hands to rest on his hips.

"That's fascinating. How you work, I mean." Weirdo. "And yeah, it's interesting that AI has come so far but not even close to something like you! I mean, this is just..." He shook his head, "I'm being awkward. Anyway, the name's Spider-Man. I got a little carried away. Never was good at coding myself but technology is just so cool, y'know?"

[vhsmeme]

* twitter meme starters

‘ i refuse to listen to reason, i have to listen to so much already. ’

‘ if i was famous i would just knock on people’s doors and be like hello, yes, it’s me. ’

*eats a snack while looking for a better snack*

‘ taking a nap is always so risky like when will i wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 3 years? ’

‘ i’m wiping the slate clean, so i have somewhere to spill all the blood of everyone who has ever wronged me. ’

‘ horrified that other people have decided to leave their house tonight. ’

‘ to me, the cookie jar is the modern day treasure chest, and you don’t have to brush off  any skeletons to get to it. ’

‘ my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am.  ’

‘ grab your own butt. love yourself. ’

‘ on the moon if you don’t like something you can just throw it upwards into space. on earth if you try to do that the enemy known as gravity gets in the way. ’

‘ my stress stresses me out to the point where i’m too stressed to deal with my stress. ’  

‘ don’t worry, password. i’m insecure too. ’

‘ i should have thought about that? you know i don’t think about things. ’

‘ when you live the bart life you say ‘whoa, mama’ to the good and ‘ay, caramba’ to the bad. ’

‘ i got 99 problems but i’m gonna take a nap and ignore them all. ’ 

‘ i love the sound you make when you shut the fuck up. ’

‘ everything’s my fault when you just look at the facts and information. ’  

‘ why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone. ’    

‘ do you like bad boys? ‘cause i’m bad at everything. ’

‘ i never argue. i just explain why i’m right. ’

‘ if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, i’d just laugh and search with them. ’  

‘ if your family members share one of those articles about how millennials can’t do anything right, consider countering by sharing the page of a below average nursing home or even just a photo of bones with the caption: sooner than you think. ’

‘ yeah, baby, i am an animal in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day. ’  

‘ can i sell my feelings on ebay. i don’t want them anymore. ’

‘ coffee is just baby formula for adults. ’ 

‘ i think i speak for all of us, just in general. ’  

‘ i get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions. ’

‘ can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? ’

‘ do not beef shame me. ’

‘ later is the best time to do anything. ’

‘ trying to decide if i should spend my evening reading a book or browsing social media for two hours in stomach churning guilt while thinking about how i should read a book. ’

‘ if you cannot handle me at my worst, that is fine. i am a powerful and terrifying thing and all should live in fear. ’

‘ people pretending to be cats is fine and cool but if some sort of huge animal wanted to pretend to be people then everyone is all, ‘please leave the bank’. ’

‘ are you bad wifi ‘cause i’m feeling no connection here. ’

‘ in the mood for a hug and 69 chicken nuggets. ’

‘ some times you spend so much time getting revenge you forget about getting retribution. ’  

‘ never underestimate yourself. but also do not overestimate yourself, that’s bad too. ’

‘ you will never be a billionaire but there’s still time to see what they taste like. ’  

‘ i don’t say this to everyone but i will barn shuffle dance on your grave. ’

‘ they will never do a live action reboot of your childhood. ’

‘ i could learn a thing or two from this? thanks for the warning, i will avoid it. ’

‘ you would think that wouldn’t you, always with your thinking things. that’s what separates me from you, the thinking. ’

‘ i’m putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me. ’

‘ sea shells, or the beach’s potato chips, are free to anyone who can find them. ’  

‘ learning is the fool’s errand. ’

‘ is your name dunkin’ because i donut want to spend another day without you. ’

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@computerqueen <3'd

Queen was a little hard to ignore. From the setting he surveyed so far, Peter hadn't been expecting to see what he figured was some sort of robot.....computer...person? But boy was he inwardly excited! This was the kinda sci-fi crap he readily slurped up as a teenager! So he just stood there, really taking in her appearance, before strolling up to her all shy like like a kid meeting their role model.

"You're some kind of computer-lady. Amazing. Are you Artificial Intelligence? Do you have some kind of neuron-based interface? How does it work?" He was probably being way too chatty immediately. Oh boy.

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THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN! (TM?) aka Peter Parker

Everyone's favorite friendly neighborhood Spider-Man! (the hyphen is extremely important!)

Bitten by a radioactive spider as a teenager, nerdy and shy Peter Parker suddenly woke up with superhuman abilities like amazing strength, the ability to stick to things, climb walls, and much more!

After losing his Uncle Ben and blaming himself, Peter devoted his newfound superpowers to helping those in need and doing good in the world- mostly locally in his city of New York - but throughout the years, he's protected all kinds of places as an Avenger!

As Spider-Man, people see him as a friendly do-gooder trying his best to keep people safe OR as a meddling menace who provokes the crazy villains he's seemingly spawned. It really depends on who you ask!

As Peter Parker, Peter is a late 20s broke photographer living in a shitty apartment with maybe 25 dollars to his name. He's charming but a bit geeky but means well. Somehow finds himself drawing in people like MJ Watson, Felicia Hardy, and Johnny Storm. Isn't that weird?

His Jewish heritage is very important to this potrayal! He uses yiddish terms, loves expressing his love for others through food, and is a good ol jewish boy :)

Does not bite, spawn armies of spiders nor is his webbing organic. Please don't ask where it comes from.

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@therighteousflst <3'd

Peter's capacity to meet new people and make friends certainly was being tested here if so far he hadn't seen a familiar face. But that dry spell seemed to end when he finally caught on in the corner of his eye. Not worried about scaring the crap out of Moon Knight meant he could flop down willy-nilly. Which is what he did. People love that eccentric super-hero pose!

"Moon Knight!" Peter practically chirped, the whites of his eyes expanding excitedly. "Good to know I know someone here. Can't say strangers take a walking-talking Spider-person too well if they don't know my intentions." He shrugged. "Where are we?"

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hello! if you’d like a friendly neighborhood spiderman, please like this post. Capping at 3/4.

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@lorene-dairson <3'd

Peter wasn't a stranger to waking up in weird situations with little recollection to where he was or how he got here. Typical Monday. His Spidey-sense was dully dinging in his head, sensing some form of uncertainty, but not exactly danger. Still, he hung there for a moment, observing his surroundings, when he noticed someone. A person! Great! Maybe he could get some answers!

"Howsit' going?" Peter swung down and landed expertly near the person, slowly rising up to his full stature and resting a hand on his hip. "You live here?"

[sp1dermensch]

hello! if you’d like a friendly neighborhood spiderman, please like this post. Capping at 3/4.

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