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how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible
sorry to improve your day without much notice but
NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED
This is cathartic
People just becoming politically aware are never going to appreciate just how fucking hated this guy was before he was in politics. He was hated for over half a century. Everyone aware of him mocked and derided him as a cheating, greedy corporate asshole and mindless bully and this is by far not the only time anyone clocked his ass but it is probably one of the only times it got caught on video. Hatred of him was bipartisan all my life and it just goes to show how easily right wingers can be suckered by anyone who kisses their collective asshole on their pet agendas.
Never forget that the reason Trump seems like an over-the-top stupidly villainous antagonist from a 90s movie is because half of them were based on Trump and making fun of him.
The reason The Simpsons and a handful of other comedies ‘predicted’ the Trump presidency was because he kept saying he wanted to run and nobody could think of anything funnier than a President Trump.
Seeing tr*mp just get fucking decked instantly made my night better
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I know that’s kind of the go-to thing to show that a vampire character is “one of the good ones” or whatever but it actually seems a little bit more fucked up for a vampire to steal blood from a blood bank than for a vampire to attack people for blood, at least as long as it’s not the kind of vampire where a bite is instantly lethal like it never stops bleeding.
People can recover from losing some blood but blood bank blood is constantly in short supply and is reserved for people who imminently need blood transfusion of a specific blood type or else they die.
I also hate the “I can just substitute human blood with animal blood” like the whole idea of vampirism sort of hinges on the fact the only thing you can feed off of are humans.
YOU get it
Once you start having vampires subsist on animals, well, like, so do humans. In fact the average human probably eats more animals per year than most of the animal-blood-drinking vampires I’ve seen depicted.
That’s not a vampire, all you’ve written is an immortal superhuman who subsists on…food, even if it’s a bit undercooked. That’s a fucking elf.
Some of y’all’s ideas of other options for “ethical” vampires is insane.
“Ethical vampires should feed on criminals.” So it is ethical for a person to get death penalty without trial and/or to be literally consumed by other citizens as punishment for a crime? That’s the prison-industrial complex.
If you’re thinking about adding a comment on this post that outlines some way that vampires could actually be totally ethical, don’t:
1. I heard it before, twice.
2. You’re wrong. Don’t take this as a challenge, you’ve already failed and you’re wrong because
3. Even if you come up with something ethical, which you probably still didn’t, you’re missing the point of vampires!
@reading-comp-posting
I think the DESPERATION yet utter failure to find an ethical means of vampirism when confronted with this post is part of like, a wider trend in the culture of this website or fandom in general or something of complete black&white thinking on morality and also probably Puritanism.
I think somebody should write an essay on this instead of the next comment they’re about to make about how vampires should just feed on cops or politicians or billionaires or criminals or consenting victims (all of which present some pretty serious ethical problems that nobody has apparently considered!)
In your desperate need to find a means for vampires to exist totally without harm to anyone else, in these scenarios you posit, y’all have created so many more ethical problems, all while patting yourself on the back.
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Great story ideas, terrible ethics.
“Don’t worry guys, there’s this type of person called a ‘bad person’, and if we just kill enough of them everything will be alright!”
“Vampires should just feed off of: [whatever human beings I can most comfortabley other]!”
Criminals
>Prison-industrial complex, already addressed this, already happening IRL.
>Would lead to more “tough on crime” bills like the war on drugs to put more and more people in prison so vampires never run out of food.
Cops
>Particularly hard targets.
>Always armed.
>Always in radio contact with other cops.
>Deaths more likely to be seriously investigated.
>City just hires more cops.
>Resulting moral panic from random attacks on cops easily spun towards more police funding, more heavily armed police, curfews, blame shifted onto minorities.
Politicians & Billionares
>Surrounded by security 24/7. Fucking untouchable if they’re anybody who’s anybody.
>Money&power just goes to the next guy in line.
>Start reading again from the top.
Nazis
>Start reading again from the top.
Landlords
>Start reading again from the top.
All of the Above
>Vampires live forever and always gotta be drinking blood. Who do they eat when they run out of bad people?
>How many provably irredeemable Nazis are there really?
>How long before they start justifying anyone with a dubious tweet from 6 years ago?
“Vampires should just pay people to give them blood!”
>Society’s most desperate and poor people forced to sell part of their body to ‘earn a living’.
>Already a thing IRL.
“Vampires should just find kinky goths who get off from having their blood drunk!”
>Vampires essentially sex workers then.
>What if your every meal had to be filmed and the uploaded as a mukbang fetish video on pornhub
>What if your every meal relied on the next horny John coming around to get his neck bitten
>Ugly vampires starve.
“Vampires should drink from a consenting partner!”
>Relationship is literally draining.
>“You can’t break up with me, I’ll starve.”
>“You can’t break up with me, you’ll starve.”
>Ugly vampires starve.
“Vampires should steal from blood banks!”
>Already addressed this.
“Vampires should drink blood from animals because animal blood is not biologically different from human blood!”
>Fuck
>off
“There should be blood donation drives for vampires!”
>Actually, pretty good.
>Unfortnately, we can’t even supply enough donated blood for the existing IRL mortals who need it.
>What does a vampire do when their gofundme is $20 short?
Conclusion
All of these, as well as whatever other attempt at “solving” vampirism anyone else is going to inevitably comment in response, fail to provide a feasible way for a vampire to ethically drink human blood. However, they’re almost there, just barely brushing past the point, which is that vampires are unethical. Instead of a problem to be solved in worldbuidling, this is the ideal springboard for a story that says something about fucking society! Good stories aren’t about utopian societies or perfect people–unless those utopian societies and perfection are a lie–they’re about societies and people with problems and who cause problems! Vampires are a curse, they exists to cause problems, you take that from them in your story and they’re nothing. If you instead embrace how characters–even as protagonists–cause problems, you might actually stumble onto a theme or two.
These are genuinely excellent and thought out points! I’m going to come back to this post whenever I’m writing or thinking about vampires & vampirethics.
Now I’ll chime in completely unhelpfully with, if the rule is that the vampire can only gain sustenance from humans but the fluid doesn’t matter, they should eat via blowjob.
Vampire the Masquerade and Vampire the Requiem like to hammer home how you can’t be the good guy vampire. You can restrict yourself to feeding on animals and awful people, you can avoid killing the people you feed on, you can try to be a good person, but at the end of the night you are a monster, a predator only pretending to hold onto its humanity, and the more you try to hold the monster inside you back, the more it tried to escape until you inevitably lose control and go into a blood frenzy. You literally have to be a monster to keep the monster inside you satisfied, because if you aren’t, it will break out and will be far worse than anything you would willingly do.
I must add to this topic is the fact that blood feeding organisms are USUALLY specialized to just one group of host species or even just one species period. The lice of a llama will starve if they try to feed on the blood of a warthog and vice versa. Anyway I think this entire debate is moot because it is always ethically neutral for an organism to sustain itself by the only means available to it. If someone chose to become a vampire knowing what it entailed then that person’s a big piece of shit probably but if it was forced on them I’m not gonna take it any more personally than if I get eaten by a bear. Actually less personally, because a bear can totally eat other things.
