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[space-catboy]

Heya I've been posting at @epic-games-official cause that's my main account & I just got it back 8)

[catchymemes]

Local council called out on Twitter

[missanthropicprinciple]

Maximum levels of petty.

[googleplaysore]

[warframe]

@soyuzi

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[caecilius-est-pater]

[kaijuno]

My dad lived in Florida in his 20s and so every year after I was born we would all go down to Florida and hang out with his old friends and we always did it around the time the bioluminescent phytoplankton was at its peak so until I was about 6 I just thought that ocean water glowed

[kaijuno]

I think that’s why I’m so obsessed with bioluminescence and why I loved that avatar movie so much because like I grew up thinking that’s how the world was like and that bioluminescence was so much more common than it actually is and UGH bioluminescence is so pretty I wanna be bioluminescent

[anexperimentallife]

Good news! Humans are, in fact, faintly bioluminescent. The glow is too faint to be seen by the naked human eye, but I hope that knowing it's there makes you feel just a little better.

[kaijuno]

Yeah but that’s just blackbody radiation that’s no funnn plus it’s not technically bioluminescence but rather infrared radiation

[space-catboy]

ok new research goal: using a gene gun, genetically modify human skin to be bioluminescent by taking on GFP. Can it be done??? probably not. 

[space-catboy]

https://www.cell.com/neuron/fulltext/S0896-6273(00)00031-3?_returnURL=https%3A%2F%2Flinkinghub.elsevier.com%2Fretrieve%2Fpii%2FS0896627300000313%3Fshowall%3Dtrue

🤔

[kaijuno]

My dad lived in Florida in his 20s and so every year after I was born we would all go down to Florida and hang out with his old friends and we always did it around the time the bioluminescent phytoplankton was at its peak so until I was about 6 I just thought that ocean water glowed

[kaijuno]

I think that’s why I’m so obsessed with bioluminescence and why I loved that avatar movie so much because like I grew up thinking that’s how the world was like and that bioluminescence was so much more common than it actually is and UGH bioluminescence is so pretty I wanna be bioluminescent

[anexperimentallife]

Good news! Humans are, in fact, faintly bioluminescent. The glow is too faint to be seen by the naked human eye, but I hope that knowing it's there makes you feel just a little better.

[kaijuno]

Yeah but that’s just blackbody radiation that’s no funnn plus it’s not technically bioluminescence but rather infrared radiation

[space-catboy]

ok new research goal: using a gene gun, genetically modify human skin to be bioluminescent by taking on GFP. Can it be done??? probably not. 

[todaysbird]

DIRECT ACTION

[deactivated-355224788-deactivat]

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

[todaysbird]

are you...talking to the cockatoo

[shittymoviedetails]

In the Little Mermaid (1991), Ariel meets an African mermaid from the Ivory Coast. This is because mermaids are fictional and can be black.

[space-catboy]

gonna need a source on the ‘mermaids are fictional’ part

[coxinyoface]

nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

[fishmech]

yea on the vacation juice alright

[space-catboy]

nintendo: *has loot boxes in animal crossing, which is literally gambling rigged in nintendo’s favor and with real money at stake*

nintendo: we must take the casinos out of pokemon, even though the slot machines were rigged in the player’s favor, the money is fake, you can save and restart if you lose all your money, and there were actual puzzle games in there that you could win with strategy

[catsbeaversandducks]

By olivedanedraws

[catsbeaversandducks]

By @ZiziFothSi

[space-catboy]

>level maker creates an impossible level with a hidden dev path 

>gamer discovers said path in twitch stream

>dev rage deletes the level

[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

no language should be mocked other than french

[gareauxtrains]

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

[teaboot]

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

[judgejudyofficial]

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

[genderfluidintake]

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

[boosyboo9206]

This will never not be funny and I will never not reblog it.

[space-catboy]

Let’s not forget the word for “shampoo” is “shampooing,” which is pronounced “shampwa.” The number “eighty” in French is literally translated to “four twenties.” The word “perfume” is literally translated to “toilet water.” The phrase “they are playing” in French is “jouaient” which has every goddamn vowel next to each other and is pronounced “joy-eh.” 

[todaysbird]

DIRECT ACTION

[space-catboy]

[space-catboy]

Forest Guardian

[gayku-deactivated20190831]