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larval-tear

born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital

blackpyrefly

stop thinking about "glades" and cross your "glaive" with mine boy. a traveller approaches

larval-tear

*sigh* who goes there..

rnismatch

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

pret-boy

Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a boy who's infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.

lanndscape

the-carrot-man

So human... So real

bunniope

strange man in black hooded robes with a skull mask hovering around town, hes got a stack of papers in his arms, stapling them to various poles and handing them out to bypassers. you look at the poster hes putting up everywhere. "LOST: SKELETON ARMY" is written in large text, underneath is a picture of roughly 5000 skeletons with various weapons, taken like an elementary school class photo. underneath the picture is "CALL NECRUS THE VILE" followed by an evil rune

loveamongthesailors

softboys are OVER

its time for Rough Women.

loveamongthesailors

Dear softboys 👶 whomst are offended 😢by this post… collect your feelings and accept that nobody is obliged to like you despite the nice 🙂 and nonthreatening image you have cultivated for your selves 💁‍♂️ I am too busy smoking cigars 🔥and making love to handsome women 🌹in the back of my pickup truck 🔧to cater to your egos 😘🙋🌈

crevicedwelling

my prey animal skills are being wasted in a human life. im so good at staring blankly and getting really scared of noises and motions and sprinting towards safe locations

keplercryptids

i don't actually give a fuck whether fatness is an indicator of health because health shouldn't indicate a moral high ground. being healthy isn't some pinnacle of human achievement, it's not morally superior. and being unhealthy isn't a moral failing and shouldn't mean you're less worthy of kindness, justice, and a good life. signed, a chronically ill person who will never be "healthy" at any weight.

hyrude

We were together. I forget the rest.

source: annalaura_art

selfundiagnosed

camtot

Sick tricks 🛹

escuerzoresucitado

KATHY LAM 黑山

cdplayer

society if biting bting biting biting biting you biting biting killing bit bitebite bite you bite kill biting

dduane

“Fish Pond mosaic by Gary Drostle. It’s made of vitreous ceramic tesserae using a ‘reverse technique’ and measures 2 meters in diameter. Made for a small public garden in Croydon, Surrey, UK, it won several art awards.“ (via Archaeohistories at Twitter)