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Monterey Bay Aquarium
if i look back, i am lost
Origami Around
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Sometimes I think about those high res Jupiter pics and then think about Van Gogh and get emotional because it’s like this one, lonely man that didn’t experience an ounce of fame or recognition in his life time had the image of the universe in his head and he didn’t know it.
Jupiter and Van Gogh’s Starry Night.
isn’t there a goddess out here willing to turn me into medusa so men can’t look at me without immediately suffering the consequences
Stop being lazy and relying on gods. Quick dry cement exists. Be your own Medusa
“If you don’t have any goddess-bestowed cement powers, store bought is fine”
I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% tired of this bullshit.
true story that hapen today.
one of my favorite things about kitchen nightmares are the waitresses who work at the restaurants that are super fucking chipper just waiting for their managers to get their asses dragged by gordon ramsey
that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree
I want y’all to know once my mom had the nerve to ask me for a bite of my drumstick and that bitch ate the chocolate part. 😭😭😭😂
oh theres a witch in these woods??? is she single???
brb going to ask the forest witch out on a date
my firstborn child has been stolen
your wife taking care of your child is not “stealing”
Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.
You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.
Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.
That’s some legit fairy tale level shit right there.
When I read “the most wanted woman in town”, I thought it meant she was a master criminal.
CLEARLY she’s a CAT BURGLAR
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So that’s why I never saw the Easter Wolf
Happy Easter Friends!
May you get visited by the Easter Wolf
LMAO yessss, kate harrison!!!
“SHE’S A LESBIAN. MY BAD!”
I’m dying this is wonderful.
This is Shakespearian.
I never want to see another post about environmental storytelling.
FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK
YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD
Old fans welcoming new people to a fandom:
IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
My blog policy is If you see something, say something
Outstanding. This is what I’m talking about people.
fall in love with someone who wants you, who waits for you. who understands you even in the madness, someone who helps you, and guides you, someone who is your support, and your hope. fall in love with someone who talks with you after a fight. fall in love with someone who misses you and wants to be with you. do not fall in love only with a body or a face or with the idea of being in love
