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#outofwarpaint #robonoidqueen #because occasionally i still do doodle things

// congratulations SU fandom you’ve proven yourself as toxic as the League fandom in just a night

I guess I’m not going to be using this blog either sadly

kind of a shame, I really like Jasper as a muse. but I am fucking sick of Tumblr shitting all over good people.

#outofwarpaint #i'm a cisgendered pansexual white girl in a relationship with a man is this show not meant for me then???#fucking fight me......#oh wait you can't because if you fight me you're panphobic and fatphobic loooool!!!

// Transparent angry charging cheeto for ur blog

From the rough sketch of something I’m working on; I like this current state it’s in.

#outofwarpaint #spaceagewarpaint art #jasper #steven universe #big buff cheeto puff

spaceagewarpaint

lapislazudone replied to this:

Wow the brute is thinking? I’m surprised.

What, did you spill your bucket or something? Get bored of splashing in puddles?

If you’re gonna hover and buzz in my ear then you might as well buzz off.

lapislazudone

I have every right to be impressed if I see you actually calm and thinking. And yes I am bored because THERE’S NOTHING TO DO IN THIS DAMNED SHIP!

spaceagewarpaint

If I didn’t ever think or keep my head, I wouldn’t be here. Let’s just put it that way.

I’m sure Peridot has a few historical logs you could review if you haven’t already.

#lapislazudone #what is this.... jasper offering helpful advice to lapis????#what??? ??? ?? ????

lapislazudone replied to this:

Wow the brute is thinking? I'm surprised.

What, did you spill your bucket or something? Get bored of splashing in puddles?

If you’re gonna hover and buzz in my ear then you might as well buzz off.

#lapislazudone #rude......

spaceagewarpaint

robonoidqueen

Ground, mostly. Quite literally.

… and limbs.

spaceagewarpaint

…

I…

Well… For… what it’s worth, I didn’t notice.

robonoidqueen

Most don’t. Once you’re used to it, it isn’t too bad…

spaceagewarpaint

It doesn’t seem to stop you accomplishing anything. Sounds like grounds for a demotion maybe, but not a full decommission...

#shrugs 'well you seem ok to me'#robonoidqueen

spaceagewarpaint

robonoidqueen

Ground, mostly. Quite literally.

… and limbs.

spaceagewarpaint

...

I...

Well... For... what it’s worth, I didn’t notice.

#looks shocked for a moment as she realises #and then just sort of #'well fuck this is kind of awkward'#robonoidqueen

// ...... THOSE ARE ALL MY POSTS YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES

#outofwarpaint

spaceagewarpaint

robonoidqueen

Off-record…?

I guess you should know, since we’re going to be sharing the ship for a while. You may be able to understand.

Homeworld used to have me out in the field, organizing and leading troops. During one battle there was a miscalculation on my part… and I’m sure you’re well aware of how they normally handle miscalculations.

spaceagewarpaint

... How bad was it? Fireteam, squad, platoon? Was it lost ground or lost troops?

#good job jasper just fuckin probe that weak point like the jerk u are......#robonoidqueen #she at least LOOKS sympathetic #not that u can tell from this post style but u can probably imagine it at least

spaceagewarpaint

robonoidqueen

You seem rather… pensive, Commander Jasper.

spaceagewarpaint

Mm? … Oh, right. Just thinking on a few things. Had a spare few minutes in my schedule.

robonoidqueen

Hmm. May I ask what you were thinking about?

spaceagewarpaint

... As long as it’s off the record. I... well.

I was wondering why you were going to be retired.

I don’t understand it. You’re competent and capable, good record - I haven’t exactly seen anything so far that goes against that.

#oh..........#robonoidqueen

spaceagewarpaint

robonoidqueen

You seem rather… pensive, Commander Jasper.

spaceagewarpaint

Mm? ... Oh, right. Just thinking on a few things. Had a spare few minutes in my schedule.

#robonoidqueen #clipped the image and my first bit #to make it easier to write thing

I wish I could know what you’ve been through.

#spaceagewarpaint art #a contemplative jasper for the blog #sorry i can't be angry punchy all the time #tragic villains are my biggest weakness

relatablepicturesofjasper

#outofwarpaint #this lighting makes me look even more badass #and so does my badass cape

// I should be responding to threads but instead I’m being on recolor.me posting as jasper and being momma jasper queen of the kitchen

#outofwarpaint #spaceagewarpaint art #jasper #steven universe #tiger mom #big buff cheeto puff #angry tangerine #mean carrot #and all the other silly names i can think of for jasper

robonoidqueen

What's a russian roulette and why are you doing it with those other Peridots -spaceagewarpaint

Let me look this up.

It appears to be a human game that involves… gratuitous physical harm, based entirely on chance.

Well, as long as nothing hits my gem, I’ll be fine.

lapislazudone

200 bucks on Peridot 3!

spaceagewarpaint

No. If you participate I will be including this in the report.

... what’s a buck? How did you get 200 of them?

#pls dont hurt urself peri!!!!!!!#robonoidqueen #lapislazudone

thegembeaststemple

*buries face in hands* Oh no she’s HANDSOME

#outofwarpaint #screams and cries because god bless #god bless rhandi one of my favourite jasper artists.....#big beefy women in formal attire my weakness.....

robonoidqueen

(I’m not feeling well so I drew a sick Peridot. I don’t have a cheeto puff looking after me tho.)

#robonoidqueen #'i'm going to make sure you don't get up and try to do more work'#'but commander--'#'STAY. THERE'#'... yes commander'

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