witch of space

Your name is JADE HARLEY. After a daring adventure you are now KIND OF AN OMNIPOTENT BEING. To be quite specific, you are the WITCH OF SPACE. And sometimes you like to WOOF. sc_online_t(173201,"Users Online","170ddb"); Free Tumblr Online User Counter

[spacekind-blog]

oops hi...

kinda unannounced hiatus+me taking advantage of being a mod

oops

[spacekind-blog]

ahh and with that im taking a small break for school work!

*~* be back soon!

[carcinologist-deactivated201410]

I NEVER SAID THAT BUT FINE. IF THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT TO THINK, GO RIGHT AHEAD. I OFFICIALLY DON’T GIVE A SHIT.

WHAT THE FUCK? WE WERE NEVER IN A QUADRANT. NOTHING ABOUT US HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH QUADRANTS AT ANY POINT IN TIME. I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU GOT TO THAT CONCLUSION BUT YOU ARE EXTREMELY AND THOROUGHLY INCORRECT.

AND I’VE NEVER ONCE TREATED YOU LIKE A KISMESIS OR EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT YOU THAT WAY. GIVE ME SOME CREDIT. IF I REALLY HATED YOU I’D BE A LOT FUCKING WORSE THAN I’M BEING RIGHT NOW.

[spacekind-blog]

lalalalala

youve reached jade harleys "dont fucking talk to me" hotline

please DONT leave a name or message after the beep

because she will not talk to you!!!

beeeeeeeeeeeeeep

[carcinologist-deactivated201410]

HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM SWEEPS OF TORMENT? BLOCKING ME WILL DO NOTHING. TROLLIAN WILL BYPASS YOUR INFERIOR BLOCKING SYSTEM AND I WILL CONTINUE TO TROLL YOU AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

IS THAT WHAT YOU THOUGHT I DID ALL THE TIME? WELL YOU’RE DEAD FUCKING WRONG. I HAD TO DO SHIT LIKE THE REST OF YOU AND UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE, I ACTUALLY DID IT WITHOUT A SHITLOAD OF COMPLAINTS. BEING A LEADER DOESN’T MEAN TELLING OTHER PEOPLE TO DEAL WITH SHIT YOU DON’T WANT TO DEAL WITH. IT MEANS DEALING WITH THAT SHIT A LOT MORE OF THE SHIT THAT YOU GET FROM PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO DON’T APPRECIATE HOW DIFFICULT A JOB IT ACTUALLY IS.

HOW MANY OF US DIED, JADE? AND HOW MANY TIMES? YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING STABBED OR DYING BECAUSE WE’VE ALL DONE IT. EVERY LAST ONE OF US. SO QUIT ACTING LIKE YOU HOLD SOME KIND OF MONOPOLY ON DEATH BECAUSE GUESS WHAT. YOU DON’T.

I NEVER CLAIMED TO BE YOUR FRIEND AND I NEVER WANTED TO BE. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT TO BE INFECTED WITH THAT KIND OF DISEASE, ESPECIALLY WITH SOMEONE WHO GIVES ME AS MANY MIGRAINES AS YOU DO? I SWEAR TO GOD SOMEONE IS DANCING THE FUCKING RIVERDANCE INSIDE MY HEAD RIGHT NOW AND IT’S ALL BECAUSE I’M TALKING TO YOU.

[spacekind-blog]

you are never going to get it karkat

never ever ever ever ever!!

everything i say goes through your ears does a loop de loop and comes out the other side! no one is right but you and no ones viewpoint is valid right???

then dont talk to me!!!! if youre not my friend and youre not anything of a respectful leader or team mate then we have no business talking

WOOF!

omg fucking jadesprites essence needs to stop doing that

but

you might not know what friendship feels like but i do and i wouldnt treat you like youre in the black quadrant or what the fuck ever that means if i thought of you as whatever color friendship means in troll society!!!! ive been nice to you even when you yell at me but that is OVER!!!!!

we officially have no quadrant so you pick what you want and ACT like it jerk!!! until then do not try and find me because i will kick you in the bonebulge if you do!!!!!!

grrrrrrr

[carcinologist-deactivated201410]

EXCUSE YOU? I WAS AND STILL AM A GREAT FUCKING LEADER SO WHY DON’T YOU SHUT YOUR GAPING WINDCHUTE BEFORE I SHOVE MY FIST DOWN IT? I DID THE BEST I COULD GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES AND THE IMBECILES THAT MADE UP MY TEAM. I DOUBT YOU COULD’VE DONE ANY BETTER. YOU’D PROBABLY HAVE SUGGESTED WE ALL TAKE IT EASY AND SIT ON OUR ASSES WHILE WE WAITED FOR THE METEORS TO IMPACT OUR HOMES. ISN’T THAT WHAT YOU DID? SLEPT LIKE A GODDAMN SNOREBEAST HALF THE TIME? DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING A GOOD LEADER. YOU DON’T KNOW JACK SHIT ABOUT IT.

I’M WELL AWARE THAT THIS UNIVERSE IS UNCONNECTED TO ALL OF THE ONES WE’VE BEEN A PART OF. DO YOU THINK I HAVEN’T BEEN DOING MY RESEARCH? CONTRARY TO POPULAR, MEANING YOUR, BELIEF, I HAVEN’T BEEN DOZING OFF AND DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SINCE I GOT HERE. OH NO. I’VE BEEN LOOKING INTO THINGS AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE TAINTCHAFING FUCK IS GOING ON HERE. AND I’VE FIGURED OUT SOME PRETTY INTERESTING THINGS, LET ME TELL YOU. ACTUALLY NO. I’M NOT TELLING YOU ANYTHING, SO WHY DON’T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF?

NEITHER.

YOU’RE STUCK WITH ME FOR FUCKING ETERNITY AND YOU CAN FUCKING LIVE WITH IT.

[spacekind-blog]

omg

im going to alchemize a block contact button somehow and fucking press it!!! i dont care if im stuck with you i dont want anything to do with you when youre being a crabby asshole

i dont care what type of leader you think you are but you just yelled at people and bossed them around while me, dave, john, and rose went out doing stupid and weird quests!!

which FOR THE RECORD including sleeping on a bed and DYING!!!! or being blown up or stabbed or whatever else!! all while you sat around holding down the shift key and yelling at us

for once youre right! i dont know anything about being a leader but i know how to be a friend and i know you are not being one!!!

oh and im soooooooooo not going to comment on the sleeping thing

i dont care what stupid info you have on this place because guess what?? i probably know more! want to know why?? because im not a fucking asshole and i make friends!!

i think you can be pretty nice and almost sweet in a weird way but not when youre like this

im not going to let you push me around since you say we are stuck together!! so if you dont like me calling you out for being a total moron and a complete fuckass, get use to it!!!!!!!!!!!!

[carcinologist-deactivated201410]

GEE TELL ME SOMETHING I DON’T KNOW. I DON’T SEE WHY YOU’RE ARGUING WITH ME SINCE I APPARENTLY REPEATED THE SAME THING YOU JUST SAID BUT YOU’VE PROBABLY BEEN ITCHING TO FIGHT WITH ME EVER SINCE WE CEASED CONTACT WITH ONE ANOTHER BUT WOW. RUSHING INTO THINGS ARE WE? YOU CAN’T EVEN WAIT FOR US TO ACTUALLY DISAGREE ON SOMETHING.

YOU’RE A PIECE OF WORK, HARLEY.

PROBABLY? HAVEN’T I TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES BEFORE HOW YOU NOT ONLY LOST THE GAME BUT CAUSED US TO LOSE IT TOO? I MEAN, IT LOOKED LIKE THERE WAS A CHANCE WE COULD ALL WIN FOR A WHILE BUT APPARENTLY YOU WENT AND BLEW UP THAT UNIVERSE TOO, AND THEREFORE EVERY FUCKING HOPE WE HAD FOR VICTORY.

[spacekind-blog]

im not fighting with you karkat!! it never gets us anywhere and you still always blame me when im the one going out to do these stupid missions while you sat around and tried to play leader but guess what? YOU SUCKED AT IT!!!

you putting all the blame on me is so ridiculously stupid and if i had the mindset i would counter your claims like my name is rose because you just want someone to blame so you dont feel like a failure

this place isnt the new universe or our old one so you can just kiss my ass! no one knows what happened to them except for some goddess person but i bet youre gonna blame me for that too huh

ive been talking to people and trying to figure out what the heck is going on here and let me guess youve been playing leader command center the whole time instead of socializing too right??

tell me great troll leader do i take the blue or red pill to get out of this stupid nightmare im in with you???

god just dont talk to me until you get your troll horns out of your ass and be nice

you stay in your village and ill stay in mine!!

[carcinologist-deactivated201410]

CONGRATULATIONS HARLEY. YOU’VE REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF COMPLETE OBLIVIOUSNESS.

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY FUTURE SELF AND WHILE WE’RE ON THE SUBJECT, FUCK THAT GUY FOR BEING A HUGE FUCKING TOOL.

YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN IF YOU THINK YOU GUYS ONLY HAVE ONE TIMELINE. WHERE DO YOU THINK DAVESPRITE CAME FROM? THAT’S RIGHT, IDIOT. HE CAME FROM AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE. JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN’T SEE OR INTERACT WITH THE OFFSHOOTS DOESN’T MEAN THEY DON’T EXIST. I IMAGINE THIS IS SOMETHING I KNOW FROM A LOT OF EXPERIENCE I DON’T KNOW I’VE HAD. MAYBE IT’S DIFFERENT FOR YOU. MAYBE YOU’VE ALL MANAGED TO KEEP YOURSELF ON ONE STRAIGHT TIMELINE BESIDES THAT ONE OFFSHOOT.

BUT I DOUBT IT.

[spacekind-blog]

...........

did you even just think about what you just said???

god you can be such an infuriating asshole sometimes!

you said exactly what i meant!!! i didnt grow up seeing alternate timelines left and right

but apparently you can have memos and berate one another on a daily basis so

this was and still is pretty fucking new to me karkat so excuuuuuuuuse me!!

not until i started dealing with mean trolls (im meaning you too!) and playing this fucking dumb game did i get introduced to timelines and stuff

and you know what??

it doesnt even matter anymore!!! we probably lost the game and ended up in some world that is actually shockingly pretty nice but who knows when were gonna screw up again!!!

why are we even arguing this is so stupid

WOOF!

omg

FUCK!!!

i give up!!

[carcinologist-deactivated201410]

I WASN’T TALKING ABOUT THAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE—

FORGET IT.

[spacekind-blog]

oh!!!!

duhhhhhh!!!!

you mean the timeline stuff

im sorry! i know fighting with your future self must be really intimidating and crappy for you... so it must be a sensitive subject

but im just saying being human is weird enough with one timeline let alone all these dreamselves and god tiers and memos thrown in!! but you trolls are pretty weird too so can we just be safe and say we are both weird??

[carcinologist-deactivated201410]

I GUESS I DON’T MIND SEEING YOU EITHER. EVEN IF —

WOAH HEY WHAT THE FUCK? DO YOU WANT TO SAY THAT A LITTLE LOUDER SO THIS ENTIRE PLANET HEARS YOU? OR DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE SOME SHRED OF DIGNITY YOU WANTED TO HOLD ONTO BECAUSE I KNOW I DO.

[spacekind-blog]

um...

karkat i know youre a troll and all but being cross eyed has nothing to do with diginity...

im glad i dont have a friend who is cross eyed or id be really insulted!!!!

[spacekind-blog]

==> Jade: Perform a rockin' flute solo

[kaelyncollins-deactivated201206]

He could remember Tenebrae, the Centurion poking fun at the gang. Even though he didn’t really enjoy being teased at, it was still something worth a laugh after he thought about it. Ah, the good times. Was it possible to go back to it? Sadly, it wasn’t. Tenebrae was now with Ratatosk, the gang parted into their different ways… All he had was Marta, now even Marta wasn’t here.

 “A robot?” The term was a little foreign to him, he had a very vague knowledge on that field. Surely, Aster, would have been more familiar. Then again, he’s not Aster. He was Emil, Marta’s knight in shining armour.  

 “You were on a journey? That’s neat!” Emil exclaimed with a smile. Then thoughtfully, he placed a finger on his chin. “Well, we started off to look for cores—it’s a really long story!”

[spacekind-blog]

Jade sighed in relief, nodding. Finally, someone understood how long stories were... She always had trouble explaining timelines, dreamselves, trolls, and stupid Sburb to people.

A soft "ooooooooooooooh" escaped her lips as if she understood what he was speaking of when it came to cores. Of course, she really didn't.

"I think everyone has a journey at some point!!! Just depends on if they are big or important!"

She smiled a bit, recalling how dumb breeding a frog sounded, but it was actually really important.. So, to each their own.

"Everyone here has different stories and worlds... it's pretty interesting, actually!"

[carcinologist-deactivated201410]

WHY WOULD YOU NOT TELL ME AFTER I AS GOOD AS ADMITTED THAT I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO SAY? YOU HUMANS ARE SO DIFFICULT.

[spacekind-blog]

hehe

maybe because im just pulling your leg... er... joking with you

its nice to see you even if youre the main source of all my headaches :/

but dont start about us humans being difficult or ill get mad for real!! timelines and powers and buckets and stuff...

grr im starting to go cross eyed already thinking about it

[carcinologist-deactivated201410]

I DON’T SEE WHY IT CAN’T BE BOTH.

[spacekind-blog]

ok

well if thats the case im not going to tell you!

you can go use your troll dictionary or use your troll context clues and find out what it means!!!

[carcinologist-deactivated201410]

spacekind replied to your post: ALRIGHT I’M BACK.

still all talk!!! :/

WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, HARLEY?

[spacekind-blog]

ummmm...

is that a serious question because trolls dont know any better or are you trying to intimidate me????

[spacekind-blog]

==> Jade: Perform a rockin' flute solo

[jacksonsupremacy-deactivated201]

“I Am Concerned As To Why There Are Humans From So Many Universes And Yet All Trolls Are From Mine”

Did the powers that be have some sort of preference? Did the grey-skins offend the almighty? There must be some reason.

[spacekind-blog]

"Ummmm..."

Jade just got guilted bad. Damn, she had some Human Privilege it seemed. Did that even exist? WHO KNEW. The young girl didn't get involved in politics because Bec's law was pretty much the only thing on her island.

"Maybe you guys are all super special so there's not a lot of trolls!! I mean, you guys were the first trolls I ever heard of in my whole entire life, so!"

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==> Jade: Perform a rockin' flute solo

[scienceandspelling-blog]

“Now silly has become the extent of your insults? Hah! However, while I don’t do this often, I am a human being capable of apology so I give you mine.”

[spacekind-blog]

Jade perked a brow upwards, questioning the odd boys actions. Sure, he was about a 10 on the weirdo scale, but unless provoked like she was with her interactions with trolls, she didn't try and make people feel bad.

But, he was testing her patience...

"I could do worse insults if you want, I am friends with a really big douchebag!!!" Jade threatened but he was actually apologizing and it would cause her eyes to soften.

"Well.......it's nice that you can apologize and I'm sorry for almost biting your face off. But I just wanted to know why you were doing what you, well, did!!!"

[spacekind-blog]

==> Jade: Perform a rockin' flute solo

[kaelyncollins-deactivated201206]

Then Emil started to wonder, why was a girl like her all alone at a night like this? Isn’t it dangerous if there was no one to protect her? Then again, this place felt pretty safe in a sense, but it wasn’t like he would know. After all, Emil was considered a fresh meat here as some people would like to put it.

 “I guess… I-It’s not a very common name! Jade is a very beautiful name too!”

A nervous grin played upon his lips; after all, he wasn’t sure how to react to a situation like this. The blonde lacked in socializing with other people, though it has gotten better over the course of his journey… But, regardless, he was terrible still.

 “Yeah,” Emil could only agree on that. It was half true, since he usually didn’t sleep indoors during the course of his adventures so now he was suddenly living in a hut? Well, he wasn’t quite use to it. “And I think it’s because I slept outside during my journey with a couple friends!” 

[spacekind-blog]

Jade could be just as nervous as any typical girl, but her lack of social interactions outside of computers left her a bit dumb in that sense. A smile formed on her face, listening to the boy and how he spoke of his friends and his journeys.

"Well, I kind of use to fall asleep anywhere... but that's a long story as to why..." Clouds and trolls and world-ending games, and such. "It was a really bad habit but I had a dream robot to take over, so it wasn't tooo bad." Jade smiled, offering a reassuring tone, even if it was beyond odd.

"I don't sleep much anymore, especially since my journey. Ohh! What was yours like?" Jade said, her dog ears perking in interest.

[spacekind-blog]

==> Jade: Perform a rockin' flute solo

[jacksonsupremacy-deactivated201]

Part bird…

Interesting. There was really nothing else to say on the matter.

“The Only Thing Troubling Me Is The Fact That Considering The Population Of This Place I Have Only Seen Three Other Trolls”

[spacekind-blog]

Jade grimaced a bit, feeling the tension that Kanaya had in terms of the other trolls and generally, the lack of them.

"Well... I'm sure they're here somewhere!! There's a lot of places they could be, you know. There's a big lake... the woods... mountains..." Jade tried not to show her worry, she still hadn't caught up with Rose either...

"I hope they're ok though.."