Iron within iron without

I like nerdy shit and other stuff. I generally am pretty tired

[spacemarine27]

I'm no longer a dead man

[magnuskywalker-deactivated20171]

How will I ever be able to watch the end of Return of the Jedi now that I know mere moments after the cute party with the ewoks, Han and Leia slip off and conceive their son. How am I supposed to find this scene cute? How am I supposed to cope with the fact teddy bears watched them have sex? What if the ewoks cursed Ben?????

[charcutertheorie-deactivated201]

You: Mr. Clean, probably a racist. patronizing. Always making people insecure with your smug grin

Me: Brawny Paper towel man, strong. Inviting. Welcoming. A reassuring smile that says nothing is beyond your reach. You can do it.

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

one of my favourite things in all of star wars is in episode 3 during the fight between obi wan and anakin where obi wans like “ITS OVER ANAKIN, I HAVE THE HIGHER GROUND” and anakin’s like ‘YEAH BUT WATCH THIS’ then jumps into the air, does 3 flips, and gets his legs cut off immediately

[fresnel149]

TASTE AMERICAN FREEDOM, FUCKTRUCK.

[filmsfoodandfandom]

God bless America!

[fuckfacemcgillicuddy]

WHAT THE UNHOLY FUCK WAS THAT!?

[judgeanon]

Ok, pucker up your ears ‘cause this here’s a wonderful tale of american ingenuity and nuclear dick-waving.

Fallout has a weapon called the Fat Man, which is a portable nuke catapult that launches Mini Nukes, small nuclear projectiles. Mini Nukes are exceedingly hard to find, so each shot is as precious as it is devastating.

Fallout 3 had the MIRV Launcher, which was a unique prototype version of the Fat Man that launched like seven mini nukes all at once. It was brutally awesome, but the game only had like one or maybe two feasible situations where such firepower was actually necessary.

Now, Fallout 4 also has the MIRV, but this time as a craftable mod that spreads the Mini Nuke into about six other projectiles, each just as strong as a regular Mini Nuke. Which would already be enough to turn anything in the game’s world into cosmic dust well on its way to Saturn. 

But some men want more. Some men want to see the world burn. Some men go to see Arturo, the shopkeeper at the Diamond City Market weapon shop, who for the measly sum of like 14K caps (the game’s currency) will give you the Big Boy, a unique Fat Man that launches an extra projectile with every pull of the trigger.

So with a MIRV Big Boy, you’re getting about 12 Mini Nukes every time you fire, all for the cost of a single regular Mini Nuke.

Smells like… victory.

[damianvertigo-deactivated202510]

This is the redefinition of the word *OverKill*

[spacemarine27]

male character: *literally beats another male character to death*

tumblr: wow, can you feel the sexual tension between these two?

[spacemarine27]

best friend: [appears in my field of vision]

me [inside]: my favorite human has arrived. They are cute and smart and my favorite. I must greet them in a manner indicative of my appreciation for their existence.

me: hey nerd

[human]

android users be like 

[wendigogh]

iphone users be like

[resting-sadface-deactivated2016]

what being alive is like

[melonboyy]

[medusick]

this is so wholesome 

[tiredassperra-deactivated201704]

honestly i just want this to spread because i’m so sick of the heteronormative narrative of ‘lol hate my wife/gf so annoying stop talking’ like… if you don’t want to hear them talk don’t be with them that’s what a relationship is i don’t

[perksofpunkpercy]

Things Public School Kids Take Way Too Seriously

Jeopardy

Review Games

Kickball

Spirit Week

[infininoodle]

this post is so american I don’t even know what half of these things are

[itsapmseymour]

A special friend that you fight with casually,

Friends with Benefists

[anticlimacticterror]

@spacemarine27

[spacemarine27]

Getting Fallout 4 was an amazing choice

[taint3edcakes]

Being 4’11 is so hard sometimes, for real. 

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

Damn, this so true. I remember in 4th grade I couldn’t reach nothing

[taint3edcakes]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me, a concerned white suburban mom

me: *leans out of my beige Toyota Sienna minivan at the junior soccer practice at Our Lady Catholic School, asking every player that walks by* me: are you the one who taught my son to say “Deez Nuts”

[hellfucingshitfuck-deactivated2]

Would you rather fight: Alexander Hamilton or Thomas Jefferson

Things to consider:

Alexander Hamilton’s got a lot of pent up anger; might pretend you are his father

Thomas Jefferson’s exposure to terrible political ideology makes his attacks far less predictable

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

apparently theres a goddamn pterodactyl in marvel comics named sauron

comics are fuckin wild

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

update: he is also a professor at a school

[assuming-dinosaur]

is this the guy who wants to turn people into dinosaurs instead of curing cancer?

[myloverhammurabi]

Yes. Yes, it is.

(Source)

[dog-of-ulthar]

#the story behind this character is amazing#he was supposed to turn into a bat#and be vampiric#but the comics code authority said no vampires#so the writers were like#FUCK IT#HE’S A FUCKING DINOSAUR#HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW???? (via @portraitoftheoddity)