manic pixie meme girl

if you say "ross geller" into a mirror three times i will appear and tell you all the ways he's shitty and probably a men's rights activist. buffy, gilmore girls, harry potter, random aesthetics. founding member of the no sleep club. group chat mom. autistic and hella gay. they/them pronouns. for bad nights, reassurance, anxiety, or anything else you might need it for hmu if you need anything tagged. sometimes this blog is nsfw.

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Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage

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BAFTA Tea Party, Four Seasons Hotel, Los Angeles. Jan 5, 2019

[andreauxminyard]

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

[wrook]

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

[piscesenergy]

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

[amant-lesbienne]

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

[gay-possum-rights]

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

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[andreauxminyard]

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

[wrook]

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

[piscesenergy]

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

[amant-lesbienne]

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

[gay-possum-rights]

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

[ubelyptus]

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[baby-fish-mouth-deactivated2017]

it’s possible that this laptop wasn’t built for five years of literally 24-hour-a-day use

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[themintycupcake]

You know what’s telling? People who were all over 2018 being called “20gayteen” and then turning around to complain that “20biteen” isn’t ~inclusive~ enough. If that doesn’t sum up intracommunity biphobia in a nutshell then I don’t know what does.

[little-bruised-soul]

Timothée Chalamet, BAFTA Tea Party 2019

[amystiago]

#MOOD

[drhermannhottlieb]

The most Brian May sentence I’ve ever read in my life

is Brian May issuing this monumental understatement about why he couldn’t complete his Ph.D. thesis in 1974 as though anyone reading fucking Brian May’s thesis isn’t gonna fucking know

“REGRETFULLY, I WAS THE LEAD GUITARIST IN QUEEN”

[twyxted-mind]

I’m not sure why I found  “REGRETFULLY, I WAS THE LEAD GUITARIST IN QUEEN” to be so funny, but here we are…

… Born to be kings, we’re the Princes of the Universe~!

[tea-and-charcoal]

“under pressure” is really about brian may being unable to submit his thesis on time. 

[jkateel-archive]

Newly elected Democratic House giving no fucks, actually working, news at 11.

[sallyyates]

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

Sorry, mate. Wrong path.

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018) dir. David Slade.  

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Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018) dir. David Slade

[im-a-tnuc-deactivated20181220]

I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

[lizzystarlight]

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

[mymindsecho]

For reference:

That’s JUST Texas.

[pukicho]

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

[regularlesbian]

op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography

[amandabe11man]

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

[ghost-cassette]

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?

[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

“Pokémom”

[onawhirlwind]

Britney omg why

[cloudfreed]

this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids

i am FASCINATED by how Britney is so supportive and excited about their interest in Pokemon even though I have absolutely no doubt she is utterly confused by Pokemon

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.

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[stay-myheartbeatsforlove]

I remember her taking pre-algebra classes to understand her sons’ homework

[bramblepatch]

I mean, this is amazing and total momgoals, but why tf would you assume Britney doesn’t know Pokemon? She was a teenager in the 90s.

[justshannanigans]

Did y’all forget… that she has a song… on the album for the first Pokémon Movie…

[gaayboobs]

Bruh one of her music videos is literally anime, and she’s stated that she also likes anime

[safitheartist]

Britney is our weeb pop queen and yall should be ashamed for assuming anything else.

[memewhore]