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AceVane: Black Panther III

@jorality

Pfft.

Dodie Smith, the author of The Hundred and One Dalmatians wrote the story specifically because she met a woman who took one look at her Dalmatian, said something along the lines of "they'd make a nice fur coat" and Dodie was like "what a bizzarre thing to say".

@jorality

Who Wins?

Speedy Gonzalez

Road Runner

Remaining time: 3 hours 40 minutes

@jorality

Speedy for sure

@jorality

Spidey ain't got jokes today? It's best to just run away.

@jorality

I'll never understand being rude to service workers. The amount of customer service reps that have commented on how nice I am to them??? Baby who hurt you?

If you don't like black men don't date black women.

If you don't like black women don't date black men.

@jorality

I hope his girlfriend broke up with him because you've lost your mind and I don't trust you to have any kind of firearm near me.

What happens when suddenly you need protection from me?

Get help.

@jorality

I'd say it depends on the roster, and whether or not the team members actually get along.

What the FUCK do you mean Hayden Panetierre is no longer with us?!

All the wrong white people are dying

Exactly!

@jorality

Apparently alpaca wool is among the best?

*looks up alpaca wool blanket*

Damn near $100.

Personally, I would only use it 3 weeks a year, but I got lizard blooded relatives that don't appreciate visiting my ice palace. So maybe I'll get one for when they come over.

@jorality

We need more Ace the Bathound

@jorality

I've never seen that man in my life, and I am terrified.

@tartrazeen

So I keep wondering this: at the beginning, she's just pouring it into the strainer thing to show us how much is in there, right? She's not actually doing anything with what she's put in there?

She definitely rinsed them. You traditionally do that with lentils and also when she poured it into the pot they were clumping together

Ohhhhhh! Okay, I missed that. 🥰 Makes sense!

@tartrazeen

Last year, they were selling corn cobs for literally 11¢ a year - and I did nothing with that.

If it happens again, I'm gonna be ready 😍

@tartrazeen