🚨 NEW ROMANTICS / KAYLOR UPDATE 🚨
(The Dominoes cascaded in a line!!!!)
- The New York Times launches an interactive Taylor wedding simulator where you can not only make Karlie the maid of honor, but you can also literally make Big Sur the location for the wedding
- Big Sur responds to The New York Times purposefully stating the obvious that Big Sur is not for weddings, but instead for "quiet connection with a person you love".
They then closed with saying "Love is welcome here in all it's forms 🌈 ❤" right before mentioning Taylor and Karlie.
- Christian Siriano posts Taylor's suppose to be 2019 coming out dress for Pride 2026
(He has long since confirmed the theory that she was originally meant to wear this dress to NYC Pride which was the same day her masters "coincidentally" were stolen)
- Ariana and Ethan launch their "break up"
- Page Six uses one of the least platonic photos of Taylor and Karlie to ever exist to announce that Karlie is invited to Taylor's wedding. This also happens to be the one from the 3rd Polaroid "scandal' where back in 2016, Taylor and Karlie deliberately never posted the 3rd pic since based on evidence, they are kissing in the photo.
(The fact that they are even spotlighting and singling out Karlie's invite should speak volumes that this is a warning shot)
- Joe Alwyn, Taylor's "alleged" beard of 7 years, is rumored to be casted in the film adaptation of the 7 Husbands of Evelyn Hugo. Which is a story about a famous lesbian Evelyn (Taylor) who beards with many men throughout her career to cover up her true muse Celia (Karlie).
And yes Celia does in fact attend Evelyn's wedding with Harry and her role was.... the maid of honor. How interesting of The New York Times to suggest Karlie could be the maid of honor, huh....
- Olivia soft launches a "collab" with Sabrina and suggests it will be in more ways than just music
- Elizabeth Taylor Instagram promotes pride merch with the caption "Long Live Love 💜" as a reference to Speak Now, which is the album named after the song about.. crashing a wedding.
This came shortly after the news hit headlines that Karlie is in fact invited to Taylor's wedding
- Following the release of "I (K)new It, I (K)new You" (KK) , Randco posted a "throwback" of Taylor and Karlie's Vogue / Big Sur photoshoot, except, this is quite out of place given it took place in March and it is June.
- Finally, all of the above events came after Karlie posted a chess board on her story with a sign that said "how to play chess" which was very noticeably set above a carpet covered in daisies
I think it's safe to say.....
Checkmate ✅ (she couldn't lose)
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