knife chase

got to be good lookin' 'cause he's so hard to see ♠ Your name is SPADES SLICK. You're the boss of the Midnight Crew and the King of a city you built with your own clawed hands. You run it with a literal steel fist, and you don't take shit from anybody. M!A: none [Independent carapace Spades Slick. May contain Slick's offensive personality, blood, gore, other violence and explicit content. Reader discretion is advised.]

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tommygundiplomacy replied to your post: Fat demons should probably exorcise!!

Ohhhh.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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with a pair of ceasars.

oh my fuckin

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Do you know how to cut an empire in half?

this joke has cutting things in it go on

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Fat demons should probably exorcise!!

I guess hell do it if he feels like it

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so i was at this club and some drunk guy holding a drink told me i was beautiful. i said no, he had must be mistaken. then he shrugged and said, 'well, beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.'

rimshot

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Ace of Spades

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because it's always being pasta-aggresive

i saw the pasta thing comin i just

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why does the pantry hate the spaghetti

why

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hey tell me more jokes im fuckin bored again

droogs natterin in my ear about replacin a chandelier or somethin i dunno

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ah... well personally, they freak meowt.

shit

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Suchat Custom Knives - Assisted Opener

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well that depends are you ok with cats

cats are ok i guess why

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i have a joke

hit me

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hey

whatcha want

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[spadescityslicker]

Good evening. This is Droog—I’ve commandeered Slick’s blog because the stupid bastard needs to lie down before he hurts himself. Sleuth, stop antagonizing him, he’s in a sugar rush fit and he’s throwing knives at the chandeliers.

I’m going to go force-feed him the rest of his steak and then drag him to his bed. Have a pleasant night.

-DD♦