I will drink gay paint

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[your-sick-n-sweet-knight]

what I think will happen if I post on the internet

[deeptrospection]

[sm-baby]

i'm fine, just a comic ive had in my head for a while now :']

[ilajue]

smoking that shit that makes you cry about the horrors of car-centric infrastructure

[ilajue]

hey yeah i get it but youre harshing the vibe rn nobody wants to hear about the irreversible damage that cars have done to North America and the whole world by proxy

[ilajue]

showing your girl pictures of nasty ugly parking garages at the function

[ilajue]

i misspelled hindrance real bad, guys

[ilajue]

this is not a joke or exaggeration but a cry for help btw I've been watching 3 hour youtube videos about concrete like I'm somebody's autistic dad

[ilajue]

pov i turn to you in between sets

[ilajue]

yeah no sorry I can't go out tonight I have to read the rest of the 2023 Ford corporate sustainability report no not for a class I'm just nosey

[ilajue]

no babe I thought it was hot that you got into and won a debate with my dad about the viability of high speed rail in north america

[ilajue]

listen I'm sorry that your dad went home, researched highspeed rail, and started the argument with you again when I wasn't there umm no I'm not going to apologize no I actually umm yeah I've been brushing up on my talking points sorry but bob doesn't stand a fucking chance he can meet me in the market place of ideas

[ilajue]

pov you are my captive audience

[isopost-headquarters]

how is this not astronomically popular

[liberalsarecool]

What are the odds?

[satan-offical]

I WANNA KISS A WOMAN !!

[satan-offical]

I hate Nazis

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[wifegideonnav]

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

[wifegideonnav]

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

The first time I saw this I didn't get it, now I do and I'm so mad

[tall]

[wizardshark]

[cherry-blossom-qf]

Saw the new video for the next update. I had to make the joke.

[candiedliarnikki]

why is dark enchantress making the beasts go to Hazbin Hotel

[simplyfurnituredirect]

Saw this funny post and wanted to draw something w it

[satan-offical]

would you still reblog me if i was a worm?

[unholypsychic]

"Oh, boy! I just got two asks! Whatever could they be!" The humble inbox:

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[pseudoply]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[thetwistedarchives]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!!

@booksrbetterthanpeople @msweebyness @imsparky2002 @darkwitch1999 @thefcguy @nerdy-chocomallow @fayflutter